dkp Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 This is a great trick for getting really clean toilets! How to Clean the Toilet ... 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three and or four times. This provides a "power-wash." 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet , streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest " " Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Your going to catch H...L for this, lots of pet lovers on this forum. At least you can blame the dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 That cat looks really pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roc Rinaldi Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 aren't cats just dogs that didn't turn out so well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Since most folks in my department work 4 - 10 hour days, Fridays are really quiet in my area. So I read this post and bark out a laugh so loud that I embarassed myself!! Still LMAO........... Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMays Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 I LOVE that joke!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
germerikan Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 LMAO darn I've been using the wash machine all this time. That kills 2 birds with one stone.... but be careful the pipes could get cloged from cat hair.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted March 17, 2007 Share Posted March 17, 2007 Dogs are not as smart as cats......Dogs have masters ....Cats have staff.. Dogs have loyalty to masters....Cats dont care if you live or die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Love my cat...but that was still pretty funny.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 My lab is still laughing & she visited the vet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Heck , if you have a dog why go through all the trouble ? The dog will lick the toilet clean without any coaxing . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Yes then lick your face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 I really like dog vs cat humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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