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    Jokes?

    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I am a lesbian , I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian ."
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    Jokes?

    A girl walks into a bar in San Francisco, wearing nothing but a smile, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender tells her, "you may want to cover up first." She gets huffy and says, "What's the matter, you don't approve of the City's clothing optional policy?" The bartender says, "No, I'm fine with it, its just that the guy before you was itching and scratching the whole time!"
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    Jokes?

    A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk. "Give me a beer and I'll show you." The bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "Fido, what is that above our heads?" The dog says, "Roof!" The irritated bartender says, "That's not talking, he sounds like any other dog." The man says, "OK, how about this - Fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" The dog says, "Ruth!" The bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar. Fido says to the man, "Ya think I shouldda said DiMaggio?"
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    Jokes?

    A cowboy walks into a bar. Upon leaving, he realizes that someone has painted his horse. The cowboy yells, "Which one of you painted my horse?" A seven foot tall hulk of a man says, menacingly, "I did." The cowboy realizes he is in trouble and replies, "Why, thank you - the first coat's dry!"
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    Jokes?

    A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." So the drunk says it to the second priest. The second priest says, "No, son, you're not." The drunk says, "Look, I can prove it." He walks back into the bar with the two priests. The bartender takes one look at the drunk and exclaims, "Jesus Christ, you're here again?"
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    Jokes?

    A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
  7. A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, "You're quite a celebrity around here. We've even got a drink named after you." The grasshopper says, "You've got a drink named Steve?"
  8. We have a close by farm , farm which sells eggs at 4$ a dozen , brown eggs , and big -large eggs , but since the pandemic , you gotta call to reserve eggs , ,they sell out every day -
  9. please send us pictures of the rear of the khorn , there should be a K55M midrange and a K77M square magnet tweeter -
  10. to start off with , starting in 1984 klipsch had 2 tags , 1 for the HF , 1 for the LF , the AK-3 was introduced in 1989 ----------these are 1991 khorns
  11. you have to audition them - take an Ohmmeter set to OHMS with you and 2 screwdrivers /a flat screwdriver and a Phillips screwdriver -----remove the rear cover screws- and remove in order on the terminal strip the 2 wires of the woofer of speaker 1 and 2 , they should read closer to 4 ohms - -then do the same for the midrange k55M - it should be closer to 16 ohms , and last the tweeters K77M , they should be closer to 8ohms --- any very low DCR readings or none 0 on your ohmmeter , means the component is defective
  12. the LSI can handle more power than a regular LS , 200 watts versus 100 or 150- more midbass - more midrange response -
  13. do you own any 2-4-8 channels Crown Drivecore amps ? and which series did you test ? Crown Drivecore have a series of 2-4-8 Channels amps for recording studios , do you know of another brand that does , at the same price , and quality point ?
  14. we gotta be careful as to what we touch and eat , in 2020 ,aint no normal times we live in any more , and with less Pesticides and chemicals --so much for the better -
  15. none for sure----check the plys in the K55M cutaway , it's a denser plywood than the 70's
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    Friday Update

    look Ma --------no feet
  17. WOW ---------------impressive ------big blackberries-------you're a farmer all right -------
  18. I had read that a figure of 40 hours was required before they sound great -------
  19. it's easier said than done ---blowing air through the mouth piece while using 1 arm to control the pressure in the leather bag of the bagpipe and play with both hands -the process takes between 3-4 years to master -
  20. Drambuie is Scotch whiskey that is added with Honey-Herbs and spices to make it into an alcohol energetic drink , and it is the favorite drink at all Highland Regiment's Officer's Messes ---------- -for Centuries the Scots of all Clans would make their own mix , and one can make his own blend although Drambuie is a perfect blend , and Glayva is the clear second , Pipers drink Drambuie in a bowl when they are on for several hours ,
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