Norm Mowry Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Set all the pre-amp controls (bottom section...) to where you want them. If it acts up... turn the volume down... if it still won't perform correctly, press the on/off switch, remove the cover stick in your probe and check for shorts.....[6][][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seti Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 rtfm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islander Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 rtfm Hah! Let me know when you find one. I've been looking for the Reset button for years... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNRabbit Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 GIRLFRIEND 2.0-4.0 UPGRADE I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I have been having some problems lately. I have been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the Girlfriend releases I have tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that Drinking Buddies runs fine as long as Girlfriend is ran in background mode and the sound is turned off. Unfortunately, I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. Therefore, I have to run both of them separately. Girlfriend also seems to have a problem coexisting with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some form of timing incompatibilities. I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right, as soon as I purged my cache, and realized that no one in their right mind is installing new token rings, Girlfriend 2.0 uninstalled itself. Shortly after that, I installed Girlfriend 3.0 beta. Unfortunately, there was a bug in the program and the first time I used it, it gave me a virus. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. I very cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time I used SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but Girlfriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of Girlfriend and communicates with it in some way. This results in the immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly, I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts and I have never liked how GirlFriend is “object-oriented.” A year ago a friend of mine upgraded his version of Girlfriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiance 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space: He can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it supposedly came bundled with a feature called FreeSex Plus. Well, it turns out the resource requirements of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off. I told him to trying installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install because of insufficient resources. P.S. Watch out for the K-I-D-S virus because they have an insatiable appetite for memory and CPU time over and above everything else above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 [Y] An excellent instruction manual!!![] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderbender Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Haven't you guy's learned anything yet........tweek ,twirl, and probe all you want......your still not good enough (just like her mother told her) Your always wrong, insensitive,spend too much time with your friends, too much money on your speakers......... Admit it ...once you have a woman, your life is over....check your manhood at the door and say "yes dear"....... or do like I do and tell her to shut her mouth or get deported back to the Ukraine....hurry up and fix my dinner and get me that damn beer!!!!! [][][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Installation Notes & Tec Tips: "If not installed yet, make sure you have a firewall between the system hardware and the man cave before you turn it on...."[6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill H. Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Maybe you should send the Woman section back to Venus for an update.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Yes!! How did I overlook that!! Ask for no memory capability, multiple inputs, and a CMOS chip with a user programmable (that would be you...) limited instruction set [][6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I tried figuring it out for years; then eventually said screw it, I give up! [:@] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich_Guy Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 It is a very complicated system and improper hardware, settings and adjustments can cause many problems see the example below. http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/video.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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