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Norm Mowry

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GIRLFRIEND 2.0-4.0 UPGRADE






I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I have been

having some problems lately. I have been running the same version of

DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the

Girlfriend releases I have tried have always conflicted with it. I hear

that Drinking Buddies runs fine as long as Girlfriend is ran in

background mode and the sound is turned off.


Unfortunately, I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. Therefore,

I have to run both of them separately. Girlfriend also seems to have a

problem coexisting with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with

some form of timing incompatibilities.


I probably should have stayed with Girlfriend 1.0, but I thought I might

see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts

and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with

Girlfriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run

Girlfriend 2.0 and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run

properly. He was right, as soon as I purged my cache, and realized that no

one in their right mind is installing new token rings, Girlfriend 2.0

uninstalled itself.


Shortly after that, I installed Girlfriend 3.0 beta. Unfortunately,

there was a bug in the program and the first time I used it, it gave me a

virus. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. I

very

cautiously upgraded to Girlfriend 4.0. This time I used SCSI probe first

and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a

while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I

tried

running Girlfriend 1.0 again with Girlfriend 4.0 still installed, but

Girlfriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically

senses the presence of any other version of Girlfriend and communicates

with it in some way. This results in the immediate removal of both

versions.


The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some

problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscure

language I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly, I think there

is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired

functionality.


Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have

to use gold-plated contacts and I have never liked how GirlFriend is

“object-oriented.”


A year ago a friend of mine upgraded his version of Girlfriend to

GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of

GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year

if you don't upgrade to Fiance 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had

to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has

taken up all his space: He can't load anything else. One of the primary

reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it supposedly came

bundled with a feature called FreeSex Plus.


Well, it turns out the resource requirements of Wife 1.0 sometimes

prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-ins he

wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well

warmed-up

system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0

came with MotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn

off. I told him to trying installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if

you

try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete

MSMoney files before uninstalling itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install

because of insufficient resources.


P.S. Watch out for the K-I-D-S virus because they have an insatiable

appetite for memory and CPU time over and above everything else above.

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Haven't you guy's learned anything yet........tweek ,twirl, and probe all you want......your still not good enough (just like her mother told her) Your always wrong, insensitive,spend too much time with your friends, too much money on your speakers.........

Admit it ...once you have a woman, your life is over....check your manhood at the door and say "yes dear".......

or do like I do and tell her to shut her mouth or get deported back to the Ukraine....hurry up and fix my dinner and get me that damn beer!!!!! [:o][:o][:o]

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