jorjen Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JL Sargent Posted July 22, 2011 Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yes, I can see the difference clearly now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted July 22, 2011 Moderators Share Posted July 22, 2011 Yes very clear, big difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groomlakearea51 Posted July 23, 2011 Share Posted July 23, 2011 "Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death." I beg to differ.... It's a lot different, they are not going to kill you (right away...) for the second one... You will just end up staked out on an ant pile, covered in honey, with your ba*lls removed and stuffed down your throat with a rolling pin.... [6] [H] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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