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Do I feel lucky today?


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You are a South African bush pilot. You fly in some supplies, enjoy a quick lunch. It's a stifling 100 degrees in the shade and you're eager to get back up to the cool, high blue yonder. On the way back to your plane, you discover that the only bit of shade, within 1 mile, has become very popular . . . You start calculating the distance to the plane door . . . and wonder . . . "Do I feel lucky today?"

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...and there's the one about the ex-telephone technician who just joined the army. He was doing target practice with his troop. None of his rounds hit the target. He examined his rifle, put his hand over the end of the barrel and pulled the trigger, blowing off one of his fingers. He proclaimed to the stunned firing instructor; "...okay, it's working this end, the problem must be at the other end!" 6.gif

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