jacksonbart Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 TOP 15 COUNTRY SONGS OF 2004 15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me 13. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away? 12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well 11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're still Here 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But, Her Heart Was Pure 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer And, the Number one Favorite Country Song of 2004 Is: 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wheelman Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeew. I got to catch my breath. That was funny. That brought a tear to my eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skonopa Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Here is one for the bowling league... "I went through 30 frames and 'nothin's down!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
customsteve01 Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 You know what you get when you play a contry album backwards????? You get your dog, truck and wife back. Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkp Posted June 9, 2005 Share Posted June 9, 2005 Don't forget the unplugged version of #5, "She got the gold mine, I got the shaft." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grog Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I thought this was going to be a good thread when I saw it. I was wrong. Here is a list of great country songs worthy of playing on Klipsch fine speakers. 1.) Joe Nichols - Brokenheartsville 2.) Diamond Rio - Beautiful Mess 3.) Vince Gill - You and You Alone 4.) Neil McCoy - The Shake 5.) Toby Keith - Who's Your Daddy 6.) Trace Adkins - (This Ain't) No Thinkin' Thing 7.) Chad Brock - Yes 8.) Aaron Tippin - My Blue Angel 9.) Vince Gill - Go Rest High 10.) Brooks & Dunn - Honky Tonk Truth 11.) Billy Ray Cyrus - You Won't Be Lonely Now 12.) Willie Nelson - Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground 13.) Ricky Van Shelton -Statue Of A Fool 14.) The Statler Brothers - Flowers On The Wall 15.) John Michael Montgomery - How was I to know Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted June 10, 2005 Share Posted June 10, 2005 I thought it was going to be a bad thread.... but it turned out to be a good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shmoe Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 ---------------- On 6/10/2005 1:12:04 AM grog wrote: I thought this was going to be a good thread when I saw it. I was wrong. Here is a list of great country songs worthy of playing on Klipsch fine speakers. 1.) Joe Nichols - Brokenheartsville 2.) Diamond Rio - Beautiful Mess 3.) Vince Gill - You and You Alone 4.) Neil McCoy - The Shake 5.) Toby Keith - Who's Your Daddy 6.) Trace Adkins - (This Ain't) No Thinkin' Thing 7.) Chad Brock - Yes 8.) Aaron Tippin - My Blue Angel 9.) Vince Gill - Go Rest High 10.) Brooks & Dunn - Honky Tonk Truth 11.) Billy Ray Cyrus - You Won't Be Lonely Now 12.) Willie Nelson - Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground 13.) Ricky Van Shelton -Statue Of A Fool 14.) The Statler Brothers - Flowers On The Wall 15.) John Michael Montgomery - How was I to know Greg ---------------- Ummph... (shrugging my shoulders) No Kenny Chesney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckears Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 ---------------- On 6/10/2005 1:12:04 AM grog wrote: I thought this was going to be a good thread when I saw it. I was wrong. Here is a list of great country songs worthy of playing on Klipsch fine speakers. 1.) Joe Nichols - Brokenheartsville 2.) Diamond Rio - Beautiful Mess 3.) Vince Gill - You and You Alone 4.) Neil McCoy - The Shake 5.) Toby Keith - Who's Your Daddy 6.) Trace Adkins - (This Ain't) No Thinkin' Thing 7.) Chad Brock - Yes 8.) Aaron Tippin - My Blue Angel 9.) Vince Gill - Go Rest High 10.) Brooks & Dunn - Honky Tonk Truth 11.) Billy Ray Cyrus - You Won't Be Lonely Now 12.) Willie Nelson - Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground 13.) Ricky Van Shelton -Statue Of A Fool 14.) The Statler Brothers - Flowers On The Wall 15.) John Michael Montgomery - How was I to know Greg ---------------- What, no room in there for the gals of Country? And where is Johnny Cash? Mary Chapin-Carpenter's "Between Here and Gone" album was the most overlooked release of 2004; it was not a commercial home-run, but it had the most listenable songs of any release from last year, in any genre. And my Fortes love to bring Johnny Cash into my home frequently, from his classics to "Hurt", nobody had, or has, the broad appeal and sheer presence of the Man in Black... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grog Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 Those were my wife's top 15 country picks. I do like them as well. Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonfyr Posted June 15, 2005 Share Posted June 15, 2005 ---------------- On 6/15/2005 7:46:43 AM chuckears wrote: What, no room in there for the gals of Country? And where is Johnny Cash? Mary Chapin-Carpenter's "Between Here and Gone" album was the most overlooked release of 2004; it was not a commercial home-run, but it had the most listenable songs of any release from last year, in any genre. And my Fortes love to bring Johnny Cash into my home frequently, from his classics to "Hurt", nobody had, or has, the broad appeal and sheer presence of the Man in Black... ---------------- Where's Johnny Cash? Heck where are any of the classic artists in the no-mans land of radio's country formatted hat acts featuring retread 70's pop tunes passed off as new! Where else can you hear Brooks & Dunn do remakes of BW Stevenson's My Maria and Shambhala (flip sides of the same song with only different words!), initially covered by 3 Dog Night to the tune of several million copies!, and have people all rush out thinking its a new song!? And have country radio explain why they won't play Lyle Lovett, or why Pure Prarie League is formatted rock, but take the exact SAME release, stick a Vince Gill label on it and it is suddenly country? (a true story!) Or why Amazing Rhythm Aces and Russell Smith can't get played? And ask the country folks what happened to Emmylou, the queen of country, I mean the hippie after inheriting Gram Parson's 'hot band' on his death who then went from being a 'hippie' to the queen of country to a pariah when she released the Daniel Lanois produced (incredible!) Wrecking Ball! Nashville has an internal phrase begun by Hayes Carlock of Music City Record Distributors that caught on called "ROPS" for the formula hat acts and female model studio creations. And its not a compliment! There are too many genuinely talented artists. But unfortunately most are #6-7 in the labels' rosters. I fear, unfortunately, that the closest you to finding good country talent is in the alt-country/Americana format. And no, you won't hear that on the 'country' formatted stations either! And where else could a band like Desert Rose with personalities like Chris Hillman, Herb Pederson, and John Jorgenson be nominated for the best newcomers in country a few years ago with only almost 100 years of experience between them!? And if you don't know who they are, google them! Don't get me going with Nashville music industry stories! We'll all end up in jail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marksdad Posted June 26, 2005 Share Posted June 26, 2005 thats cute "top" and "country " they dont belong in the same sentence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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