BobbyT Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 http://www.hitchhikernet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3450 this is great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Very nice. I'm sending that to my friend Holly. She is a pretty blonde, but kind of a dunce so she might not get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel's wife Posted February 10, 2006 Moderators Share Posted February 10, 2006 You guys better be careful.[] If I am not mistaken Amy is a blonde.[] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Unbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaspr Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Took me awhile to find it but yeah...hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 I gave up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filmboydoug Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 I gave up. You didn't get it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 I gave up. You didn't get it? Best I could gather is that it just keeps leading you on and on and on and on... Yes? Is that the joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Moon, you're getting smarter every day! You got it dude. Thanks for making me laugh more than the durn joke itself. Michael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyT Posted February 11, 2006 Author Share Posted February 11, 2006 Moon you wouldn't happen to be blonde would you? [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Moon you wouldn't happen to be blonde would you? [] No not blond which is why it only took me 3 clicks before I said to hell with this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MD1032 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Yeah, I've seen this before. The chain must be hundreds of pages long now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted February 12, 2006 Share Posted February 12, 2006 Stooooopid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jheis Posted February 13, 2006 Share Posted February 13, 2006 Presumably, for something to be "funny," there must be some humor involved. Any supposed humor in this post went right over my little ole blond head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougdrake Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 > Two blondes living in <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />Oklahoma were sitting on a bench > talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is > farther away..........Florida or the moon?" > The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see > Florida...?????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougdrake Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 > CAR TROUBLE! > A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic > it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling > smoothly. > She says, "What's the story?" > He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" > She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougdrake Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 > KNITTING > A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the > freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde > behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his > flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned > on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" > "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jheis Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Now, those are funny - at least the last two.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math. The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the blonde waitress. He tells her that in a few minutes, after his friend has returned, he will call her over and ask her a question. All she has to do is answer "one third x cubed." So she agrees, and he hears her go off mumbling to herself, " one third x cubed... one third x cubed..." The first guy returns and the second proposes a bet to prove his point, that most people do know something about basic math. He says he will ask the blonde waitress an integral, and the first laughingly agrees. The second man calls over the waitress and asks "what is the integral of x squared?" The waitress says "one third x cubed" walks away, then turns back and says over her shoulder "plus a constant." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 LOL yeah I heard that one with an almost identical answer in that she turned heard and said "Plus c" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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