Gilbert Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 A good buddy of mine sent this in an email the other day. I finally stopped laughing hard enough to post it. STAGE ONE: Before Marriage -- WHO DA MAN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 STAGE TWO: After Marriage -- WHO DA BOSS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted July 15, 2006 Author Share Posted July 15, 2006 STAGE THREE: After Marriage But Just Before Divorce -- Please, Someone With A Nice Home Adopt What's Left Of Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlieboy Posted July 16, 2006 Share Posted July 16, 2006 I'd like to think between 1 and 2 but more like 2 and 3. I must say I laughed hard for minutes at this one. Thank you. Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deang Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 We've been at this stage for some time. Sucks to be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Exit stage left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Speaking of three.......... Dan Jenkins in one his novels writes about the 3 rules of an old man. 1. Never pass up a chance to go to the bathroom. 2. Never trust your first hard-on in the morning. 3. Never trust a fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 2. Never trust your first hard-on in the morning. Yeah, I usually wait 'til my 5th or 6th before I take action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 Dude! You must be ancient! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 No, just a Zen master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 17, 2006 Share Posted July 17, 2006 A Zen master at making me laugh out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Great, I skipped steps one and two and am headed directly for three. It's okay, it'll all be over soon..... M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 18, 2006 Share Posted July 18, 2006 Colter is also a Zen master! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted July 18, 2006 Author Share Posted July 18, 2006 We've been at this stage for some time. Sucks to be you. No problems over here, Dean, none what so ever. going on 10yrs. It was meant to be humorus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 I feel like I skipped stage one and two and jumped into stage three...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Great, I skipped steps one and two and am headed directly for three. It's okay, it'll all be over soon..... M Jay, you're about 5 posts behind.... you stole my line.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 oh man.... i was that out of it yesterday that I did not realize. I do apologize. Someone shoot me already ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You're forgiven, but if you use my 'welcome to the madness' line to a newcomer, I'm coming over there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You have to realize that Jay has been through some traumatic fan issues recently. Way to cheat death Jay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 You have to realize that Jay has been through some traumatic fan issues recently. Way to cheat death Jay! I know.... I wonder how many more days cause their numbered....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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