Clarence Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 He's coming...........getting closer to his return..........It's a bird.....It's a plane........It's........... a chicken in a straight jacket? Hi Buddy!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Barf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 He's coming...........getting closer to his return..........It's a bird.....It's a plane........It's........... a chicken in a straight jacket? Hi Buddy!! Good one, ol' Prince of Blackness.............................He's back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 JB got any pictures of that chicken with his fly down? Email em to me!! [:|] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 ever seen a chicken with its head chopped off [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 My dad made me kill a chicken like that once. they were left over from my sisters school and of course she brought them home. I hated those damn chickens. I had to get up early to get the friggen eggs. Dad told me to get my boy scout hatchet and bring it to the barn. He held that little bastard on a stump and I whacked it. then he made me pluck it. it tasted like shit. I would like to do that to JB's chicken. disturbing, huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I heard that if you do it right the chicken will still live without its head.... The longest in history was 56 days or so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted August 28, 2006 Author Share Posted August 28, 2006 Maybe if you plugged the hole.. We did let it run around the barn for a few miniuts... I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry. [][:'(] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheltie dave Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 I know that is true...he posted on the Klipsch forum for the first 54 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Clarence, why don't you choke your chicken......................eh???and leave Jackson's alone..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Clarence, why don't you choke your chicken......................eh???and leave Jackson's alone..... Ouch oldbuckster! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 here's a CD ya may like, Jay ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Matthews Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 You guys are some sick puppies! I prefer to insulate myself from witnessing the suffering. But we all need the Colonel Sanderses of the world. When I was a small kid (maybe 2 yrs. old), I touched a toad, and the rough skin scared me.... so I chunked a brick on it. What a bloody mess! To this day, I still have regrets about that poor toad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 ehh I probably shouledent tell you this.. so I wont. [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 ] ehh I probably shouledent tell you this.. so I wont. [] [][:#][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted August 29, 2006 Author Share Posted August 29, 2006 this is pretty funny if you havent seen it... http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 this is pretty funny if you havent seen it... http://www.subservientchicken.com/ Where did you find that.............bend over........and it does....[][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmikid Posted August 29, 2006 Share Posted August 29, 2006 LOL! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 Bart check out Clarence's chicken................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 31, 2006 Share Posted August 31, 2006 My dad made me kill a chicken like that once. they were left over from my sisters school and of course she brought them home. I hated those damn chickens. I had to get up early to get the friggen eggs. Dad told me to get my boy scout hatchet and bring it to the barn. He held that little bastard on a stump and I whacked it. then he made me pluck it. it tasted like shit. I would like to do that to JB's chicken. disturbing, huh? Yes, disturbing. There is a short story called The Triumph of The Egg by Sherwood Anderson which my freshman english teacher made us read, also disturbing for some reason. It definitely made me hate Sherwood Anderson, although that was probably not the professor's intent. Check it out Clarence, just Google it, tell me what you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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