3dzapper Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Never mind, I already figured that one out. You have to mow it. On a more phylosophical note, If I like Sonny Rollins' sax better than John Coltrane's, does that mean I am going to H E double L ? I'm quite worried. Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Rick, Well, I was hoping to keep you out of heck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Rick, Well, I was hoping to keep you out of heck. I need all the prayers you can spare Preacher Daddy. Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Never mind, I already figured that one out. You have to mow it. On a more phylosophical note, If I like Sonny Rollins' sax better than John Coltrane's, does that mean I am going to H E double L ? I'm quite worried. Rick Don't worry. Just to be sure though listen to Charlie Parker a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 13, 2006 Author Share Posted October 13, 2006 Clearance, How much wood could a wood chuck chuck....oh never mind...I don't have any questions...... Wait, yes I do. How do I make my RF-7's turn into Cornerhorns...awww, that's stupid nope, no questions here. Oh yea...in the human habitrail, where is the wheel? Fill, you are beyond help. Clearance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 The wheel is stapled to the chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMays Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 "Oh yea...in the human habitrail, where is the wheel?" Don't think I want to know. Clarence, what does it mean if you like bluegrass? Rick Rick, If you like bluegrass, have you ever listened to Dawg Music (David Grisman)? Also in his footsteps is Old School Freight Train. Ummm, so Clarence....will I catch a fish this weekend on the Surf, or will I embarrase my dad by being knocked over by a wave and washing around the surf like a beached Wallerus like the last time? Equation....Vodka + Heavy Surf / Chest Waders2 = Beached Wallerus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Phil, Just don't try rolling the fat lady in the black bathing suit back into the water. Clarence, Is it true that the man who expells gas in church sits in his own pew? Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 20, 2006 Author Share Posted October 20, 2006 thought of the evening: dont get caught by dateline's "to catch a predator" especially twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 are you speaking from experience, Clarence .??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 by the way ..... it's only Friday nite , here .....[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 not from experience, but it just amazes me what some people will do to get laid. sick. what is the world coming to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 OK, Here are my questions. Why does my wife think I have to much audio equipment? She says it must be a guy thing. Why do we always fight when it comes to home projects? Why does she always tell me how to drive? How the hell do I drive when she is not around!!!! Why do my teenage kids drive me crazy? And last WHY DOES MY BLACK LAB EAT MY SOCKS!!!!!! And how does he crap them out later. But you know what? WHO REALLY CARES!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 your wife feels neglected. buy her some khorns. home projects? not my specialty. as far as the driving, its my way or the highway. gas, grass, or ***. no rides for free. I can help with the dog. labs come pre-programmed to only eat 1 of your socks. they will never select a pair. there is no solution to this glitch. however, there is a solution to the sock eating issue. the next time you catch the little bastard sneaking off with one of your goldtoes, the first move is to shame the animal. remove the sock from the suspect's cake hole, and beat it about the head and neck with the evidence. then, tie the sock around the animals collar. leave the sock on the canine's collar for at least 48 hours. every time you see the dogface, make sure you re-enforce your point. ex. "look at you, you bad dog" "you baby gorrilla" "look at what you made me do" etc. etc. If this doesent cure or curb the thievery, I suggest buying or adopting another canine. the senior family pet will be so jeleous, that it will graduate to eating shoes. problem solved. next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiohead Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Clarence...as in the Fifth Beatle? The one they kicked out for having all of the good ideas? How have you been since then? Are you still writing music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 Clarence...as in the Fifth Beatle? The one they kicked out for having all of the good ideas? How have you been since then? Are you still writing music? I only write when I have too. my dumpster is cozy. I appreciate the concern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 OH YES!!! This has got to work. And just think all this advice for free. or is it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 please feel free to post your thoughts, feelings, and opinions here. go ahead! ask those hard questions.... and hear Clarence lament on your issues firsthand. i have a question but it isn't saturday night so i will have to wait......man....... It's saturday night, the doctor is in..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest " " Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Clarence Will I ever get into tubes. I keep searching for a good tube amp, but keep coming across kick-a...s SS amp deals. Whats an SS junky to do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted October 21, 2006 Author Share Posted October 21, 2006 (shaking the magic 8 ball) speakerfritz: email a highly regareded member with the monkier of "meloveskhorns" I heard he has an excellent specimen of a dynaco st-70. word on the street is that his loving bride has moved him into mcintosh gear. I am sure he would entertain passing said st-70 to another forum brother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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