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"Ask Clarence" -the Saturday Night Thread


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Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhoea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

What do you do when someone offers to give you sage advice but then disapears when you need an answer?

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I'll answer this one since Clarence seems to have abandoned us in our time of need.

Yes, by all means install a bidet. It'll be a good conversation piece, what with everyone asking why you installed a drinking fountain next to the crapper.

Anyone else need help with sensitive issues....I'm a real touchy-feely kind of guy that can whoop the hell out of a sensitive issue!

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My Playboy subscription is about to run out. I haven't even opened a single issue in over two years. Should I renew just to keep the string going?

playboy went out with reagan. hef says hi. keep the subscription going, the playmates are starting to ***** about the furniture.

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