Duke Spinner Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 >>> > >>> > MORAL OF THE STORY: >>> > Women are clever and evil. >>> > i am experiencing that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Good to hear from you anyway Duke. Sorry to hear of your troubles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBrennan Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 This thread brings to mind several advantages to being Gay No alimony No child support You can buy your lover hi-fi gear instead of jewelry You can go walleye fishing and duck hunting with your lover You can SHOW your lover how you want it done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators dtel Posted January 28, 2007 Moderators Share Posted January 28, 2007 [:|] No thanks I'll stick with the problems I presently don't know how to deal with ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 This thread brings to mind several advantages to being Gay No alimony No child support You can buy your lover hi-fi gear instead of jewelry You can go walleye fishing and duck hunting with your lover You can SHOW your lover how you want it done. Yeah but you are still gay......therefore no advantage....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 So here we go again, another start to thread closure..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedball Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 >>> > >>> > MORAL OF THE STORY: >>> > Women are clever and evil. >>> > i am experiencing that Only some of them Duke........only some of them. My first wife sort of fits that description though...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 [6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted January 29, 2007 Share Posted January 29, 2007 [:|] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 This thread brings to mind several advantages to being Gay 1.No alimony 2. No child support 3. You can buy your lover hi-fi gear instead of jewelry 4. You can go walleye fishing and duck hunting with your lover 5. You can SHOW your lover how you want it done. 6. Yeah but you are still gay......therefore no advantage....... 1. not necessarily 2. not true 3. Original Artwork and Old Guitars for me (if you're taking notes) 4. Ugh 5. [] 6. true, not true, and maybe - as with most things, it depends on how you've ordered your life. Woo (who had NO business clicking on a thread with 'Women' as the title) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 >>> > >>> > MORAL OF THE STORY: >>> > Women are clever and evil. >>> > i am experiencing that DUKE- how you doing man? Need a new phone number so's I can check up on ya, drop me a line dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arfandbark Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 We miss you, Duke. Please stay in touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauln Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QStLhkCpyjM&NR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedball Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 That you-tube video clip was pretty good........lol...[6] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodog Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 funny stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I found this little ditty and thought it perfect for this thread! Many expressions we use in American English are the negatives of terms we don't use. This text from the New Yorker uses the often unused positive terms, which sound odd. With thanks to my Oregon friend, Dan, for this one! Larry How I Met My Wifeby Jack Winter Published July 25, 1994 in The New Yorker It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was verychalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate.I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw herstanding alone in a corner. She was a descript person, a woman in astate of total array. Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, andshe moved in a gainly way. I wanted desperately to meet her, but I knewI'd have to make bones about it since I was traveling cognito.Beknownst to me, the hostess, whom I could see both hide and hair of,was very proper, so it would be skin off my nose if anything badhappened. And even though I had only swerving loyalty to her, my mannerscouldn't be peccable.Only toward and heard-of behaviour would do. Fortunately, theembarrassment that my maculate appearance might cause was evitable.There were two ways about it, but the chances that someone as flappableas I would be ept enough to become persona grata or a sung hero wereslim.I was, after all, something to sneeze at, someone you could easily holda candle to, someone who usually aroused bridled passion. So I decidednot to risk it.But then, all at once, for some apparent reason, she looked in mydirection and smiled in a way that I could make heads and tails of. Iwas plussed. It was concerting to see that she was communicado, and itnerved me that she was interested in a pareil like me, sight seen.Normally, I had a domitable spirit, but, being corrigible, I feltcapacitated as if this were something I was great shakes at, and forgotthat I had succeeded in situations like this only a told number oftimes.So, after a terminable delay, I acted with mitigated gall and made myway through the ruly crowd with strong givings. Nevertheless, sincethis was all new hat to me and I had no time to prepare a promptuspeech, I was petuous.Wanting to make only called-for remarks, I started talking about thehors d'oeuvres, trying to abuse her of the notion that I was sipid, andperhaps even bunk a few myths about myself. She responded well, and Iwas mayed that she considered me a savoury character who was up to somegood. She told me who she was. "What a perfect nomer," I saidadvertently.The conversation became more and more choate, and we spoke at length tomuch avail. But I was defatigable, so I had to leave at a godly hour. I asked if she wanted to come with me. To my delight, she wascommittal.We left the party together and have been together ever since. I havegiven her my love, and she has requited it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauln Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 That is perfect. Reminds of when George Costanza decides to do the opposite... http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheOpposite.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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