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Home alone for week-end .......... NCAA Tourney ........ Cornwalls .... New CD's ...... Lap Dancers who make house calls . Big Smile . Oh Boy, Let the Good Times Roll ................ EH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wondering when those massage therapists would show up.....[6][<:o)]

Now for a 75th Street Brewery (Kansas City, MO)- "Alpha Male Pale Ale" while I supervise DTV in tearing out the old defective cabling and doing it right (took a crap load of complaints, etc., but it's on their dime...)

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Home alone for week-end .......... NCAA Tourney ........ Cornwalls .... New CD's ...... Lap Dancers who make house calls . Big Smile . Oh Boy, Let the Good Times Roll ................ EH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wondering when those massage therapists would show up.....DevilParty!!!

Now for a 75th Street Brewery (Kansas City, MO)- "Alpha Male Pale Ale" while I supervise DTV in tearing out the old defective cabling and doing it right (took a crap load of complaints, etc., but it's on their dime...)

MMMM 75th St. Brewery...spent many a night in the Waldo area...those were the days.

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Home alone for week-end .......... NCAA Tourney ........ Cornwalls .... New CD's ...... Lap Dancers who make house calls . Big Smile . Oh Boy, Let the Good Times Roll ................ EH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIAR ..

there ain't no Dancers in Porters Corners ..

ya want them Cornie grilles, or what ..??

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Sent to me by a coworker a couple of years ago ... Me. I'm having water. Getting ready for bed.





Beer Theories



Sometimes when I reflect on all the
beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about
the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't
drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."





Babe Ruth







"I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going
to feel all day."









Lyndon B. Johnson



"When I read about the evils of
drinking, I gave up reading."





Paul Hornung









"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in
a case. Coincidence? I think not."





H. L. Mencken







"When we
drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to
heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"









George Bernard Shaw



"Beer is proof that God loves us
and wants us to be happy."





Benjamin Franklin









"Without question, the greatest
invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with
pizza."



Dave Barry





BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE
3000 B.C.!



W. C. Fields





Remember "I" before
"E", except in Budweiser.







Professor Irwin Corey



To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a
Support Group. Salvation in a can!









Leo Durocher



One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin
explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:





"Well ya see, Norm, it's like
this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones
at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same
way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel
smarter after a few beers."



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