thebes Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Got a 40th anniversary high school reunion coming up and I wrote this little story for a website set up for the event. I thought it turned out ok so I'd figured I'd share it with my Klipsch buddies and perhaps pass along a chuckle or two. Of course, it probably really sucks but since I'm a legend in my own mind, well you get the drift. ***************** Jim Savage Takes A Pounding If I recall correctly the incident took place on a niceearly Spring day probably in our senior year. Home room classes, at least among the males, were divided into fourgroups A,B, C and D, A being the smartenheimers, D being those destined for thedraft. I started school in A but wastransferred out along the way and ended up in C or D. I mention this because in the main, we did our course work andperiod changes by homeroom class. Thus our group was found together in something called GymClass. Now this place was a forebodingand confusing place for me. Itcontained a locker room which stank of BO, soiled, sweaty clothing andsomething called Atomic Balm. There wasalso a large hall-like place covered in a wooden floor. I do believe this wascalled The Gym. Various machines, ropes, and contraptions of indeterminatefunction were scattered around the floor. I was seldom in attendance finding little attraction in theproffered course-work which seemed to consist of standing around, running,climbing bouncing and falling off of things with names like horse, parallelbars etc. One skinned knee was enough to sour me on the whole experience. On this particular day however, I had been apprehended inthe act of ducking out by some over-muscled individual called a Coach. He must have been mad at me for some reasonbecause instead of being allowed to take my leisure I was forced into aseemingly endless series of physical perambulations that left me giddy withfatigue. At long last we were dismissed and consigned to the locker room. After showering and dressing quite smartly in a clean whitedress shirt, 1930s paisley tie, nicely set of by pegged gray pants and blackoxford shoes, I was heading to the exit when I was roughly shouldered aside bymy classmate, Jim Savage. Jim and I were not only in the same classroom but we weremembers of the same group of fellow travelers known by the deliciously ironicname of The Clique. He was a freckled faced son of the sod with a outgoingpersonality and a devilish smile that always reminded me of the look of a youngboy with a frog in his pocket. Id liketo say that I was the opposite, a picture of urbanity with the body of aGrecian idol, but the contrary was true. We were both skinny marinks, tall and gangly and carrying so littleweight, a strong breeze would find us in the next country. Despite all these commonalities, there had been ongoingfriction between us, sadly the origins and causes of this enmity lost to the mistsof fading memory. What is clear in mymemory, though, is that in moments we were at each other in a blazing flurry offlying fists. Within seconds it seemedlike literally hundreds of blows had been given and received. To my horror I had found that those freckleshid a serious case of teenage acne and his face was soon a bleeding mass ofblood and slimy pustules. However Ipressed on. I was just about to finishhim off with my patented Deathmaker Super Duper Roundhouse when a Coach gotbetween us and ended the impromptu match. Things remained tense between us for some time. Soon, havinggraduated wed only see each other on various occasions in the summer andholidays. I tried, successfully Ithought, to make it up to him, by deliberately losing to him while playingpinball and other more arcane barroom games. Long after we were no longer in contact, others told me hehad taken to walking through grassy fields hitting a small ball with astick. I felt remorseful thinking I haddriven him to some sort ofdementia. A psychiatrist friend,though, eased my guilt by telling me that this was a common outgrowth ofchildhood trauma. society had dealtwith it by setting aside vast stretches of both public and private fields andeven mowed the grassy fields into something called fairways. Now millions of American men can learn tocope with their handicap and become functioning members of society. Im not sure its really worked though. These guys always seem to be chasing aftersome guy called Par. He must have beenone very busy schoolyard bully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipsched with Yamahas Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 As Bagger V would say: Golf is a game that cannot be owned, only played (paraphrased) How absurd, grown men chasing around little white balls for hours on end, and stretching thousands of yards, only to be befuddled when one can't get the ball into a little round hole. What a simple game (in theory and maybe HELL) "We were both skinny marinks, tall and gangly and carrying so little weight, a strong breeze would find us in the next country." Now Thebes, somehow the rug doesn't match the drapes[][] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djk Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGwsNEPie_8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Thebes, great story. It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. --Hank Aaron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Hardest game in the world. Thebes, you sir have a true writing gift.[Y] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jheis Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I believe it was Mark Twain who described golf as "a good walk spoiled." James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye_Nut Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I for one.... Love the game of golf!!!! [H] I didnt take up the game until I was in my mid20s (1992), I bought my first golf membership in 1996.... and I've been logging more than 100+ rounds a year ever since....LOL When the days are long in the summer months, it's not unusual for me to play 4-5 times a week. (even if only to log a quick10-15 holes or however many I can squeeze in before dark) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I for one.... Love the game of golf!!!! [H] Yeah me too, started at age 4. Play everyday May thru Sept. Well, might miss 2 or 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarheel Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Darn Arky....don't you work for a living? Gonna be kinda quiet around here this weekend with everyone at the pilgrimage. Lot of yardwork tommorow.....93 degrees. May not have to use charcoal on the grill...just keep the black top closed in the sun. Thebes....we must be the same age. Should be my 40 year reunion but have'nt heard a word about plans. 650 in my class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye_Nut Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I for one.... Love the game of golf!!!! [H] Yeah me too, started at age 4. Play everyday May thru Sept. Well, might miss 2 or 3 days. My record is 21 days in a row. Of course...that was before I had kids...HEHHad it not been for rain...the streak would no doubt have been longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arky Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Darn Arky....don't you work for a living? Gonna be kinda quiet around here this weekend with everyone at the pilgrimage. Lot of yardwork tommorow.....93 degrees. May not have to use charcoal on the grill...just keep the black top closed in the sun. Thebes....we must be the same age. Should be my 40 year reunion but have'nt heard a word about plans. 650 in my class. We have a group of 5 to 8 that play at 5:30 after work. It's just a gambling game. We count holes won, not strokes. Luckily i'm better than they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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