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geoff.

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  1. ...anybody got change for a quarter?
  2. We need to practice Social Personal Distancing...
  3. To the OP, There is a phenomenon with larger, more efficient speakers. You become engaged in the music at MUCH lower listening levels.
  4. Am I missing something? Half of North America is out of work, nothing to do. How are hundreds of factories not already retooled and knocking out masks by the boatload? There must be thousands of engineers scratching at the windows to get at this task, that’s what they do... Who’s in charge of this? And it’s “speaking moistly”. The mask (respirator) is to prevent us from speaking moistly... God speed those that would smote the moistness.
  5. Who was it that said “the needs of the many outweigh the needs of a few” ANY leader must consider this before making ANY decision. China’s feelings were spared so that the world could weep.
  6. I just signed it ...using an email with no links to any financial information...
  7. Yes Run the speaker wires from whatever you have to the screw terminals
  8. ...and with this global shutdown ALL those ILLEGAL containers are being tracked right now...
  9. This is what I am wondering! There is more than meets the eye here. A neighbour suggested maybe it was to avert the need for emergency services in the event of a mishap. I wonder what else is being undertaken though. The tracking of international crime syndicates? How much easier would it be to track a shipment of narcotics amongst all this?
  10. Now it’s serious! Just kidding, it’s been serious from the get go. We just weren’t getting the straight goods from our trusted leaders... I was quite OK with the reality of being laid off soon. Ice went off the lake last week and the spring crappie run is about to start. But THIS! This has gone too far, They have closed the public boat launches!
  11. Far from it... I grew up where you said hello to everyone you made eye contact with and the elderly and ladies went first. Respect is a two way street. You don’t need to kiss anybody’s boots, but there’s no need to spit in their face either. People in a hurry are another form of social contagion. These are the same people that will be leaving toilet paper in their will.
  12. “Social distancing” is what I have always referred to as personal space. I learned to respect it early in life. At almost six and a half feet tall I have always tried to leave a healthy margin of space around me. For the safety of others, not me... There is a very fine line between a personal foul and a dumbass creepin’ close enough to catch an elbow if I turn around sharply. No need for ANYBODY to be within an arms length of anyone else. Lots of people WERE in a big hurry to be next in line. Almost as if failure to have a plan could somehow be rectified by spastic behaviour.
  13. The beach thing is ok, You just need to “draw a line in the sand” Now if we could all get bumper stickers stating “please ensure your car practices social distancing”
  14. geoff.

    Jokes?

    ...jeez, I hope they let that one stay...
  15. Kenny Rogers, You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille. Four hundred children, and a crop in the field.
  16. geoff.

    Jokes?

    Wait for an effective response to anything, by any government?
  17. geoff.

    Jokes?

    THIS ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^ This is why ALL cars that can exceed the posted limit on the highway in less time than it takes to check your blindspots three times should come with NO safety features! No seatbelts No airbags No safety glass The learning curve is a fast and effective lesson in natural selection.
  18. FINALLY, I can wear my girlfriend’s bras around my face in public!
  19. Well, there is at least one up side to all this. The restaurants are closed so Walmart is getting the AAA beef now, lots of it, and priced only twice as much as lean ground!
  20. Crayfish (crawdads) and frogs too! Squirrels are just wired out rabbits. Possums are another story...
  21. Ever drop a Corelle “no chip, no crack” plate just right? NASA is still tracking the infinite shards as they hurtle through space...
  22. When your zipper’s stuck and you want to.... There’s a bathroom on the right!
  23. Maybe they can meet us half way on this... Defer the mortgage, BUT give me a NEW lower interest mortgage at the same payment currently held for the same amortization period.
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