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Gilbert

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This is also a good time to recommend a good book on the subject - Larry Wilde's "The Official Golfer's Joke Book". I remember this from the way back machine, but it contains such gems as this:

There once was a man named Lear,

Who was sent to the clinks for a year

For an action obscene,

Near the seventeenth green,

Twas a sign that said "Enter Course Here"

I find Mr. Wilde's book on the subject of golf to be particularly enjoyable given Tiger's recent play habits. Wonder what he would say about Tiger. I do know this, he could write another book!

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Never again will "playing golf" mean playing golf. Even if a man is going to really play golf, he can now never tell his wife that......maybe he'll have to say I'm going fishing or something......

Funny.... my wife asked me if I liked to play golf the other day.... For some reason the really big alarm bells and sirens went off.... "Why no, honey pie!, I'd rather be here at home with you!".... I live another day [H]

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