You're not gonna believe this

[oldtimer]

With a name like sunburnwilly I just presumed he's a he. However a dress could explain that sun burnt willy.

A good presumption . The key is the spelling of Willy . The y is masculine whereas an ie is feminine . At least that's what my mother told me .

Speaking of mothers , we are all as old as our mothers on one level .

exactly. He used to give me hell about spelling his name "willie". I didn't realize I was doing it, I guess because I was smoking so much reefer in those days....

Does Willie Nelson know this? Or is weed responsible for how he spells it too?

[dtel]

Dtel will appreciate this. In talking to my aunt about my south Mississippi family tree, I found out I was actually related to myself! More than once!

It would not surprise me at all.

Considering your work you may know of Delacroix island

In south Louisiana there is a fishing town called Delacroix island, there was a much higher rate of cancer and other problems in there town. One of the colleges did a study thinking a high shellfish and seafood diet was causing the problem, turned out to be more or less inbreeding, the problem was worse than normal in that area because almost all who lived there had came from the Canary islands which in part was where it started, almost everyone is related even now.

[Taz]

In talking to my aunt about my south Mississippi family tree, I found out I was actually related to myself! More than once!

"I'm My Own Grandpa"

Now, many many years ago

When I was twenty three

I was married to a widow

Who was pretty as could be

This widow had a grown-up daughter

Had hair of red

My father fell in love with her

And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law

And changed my very life

My daughter was my mother

'Cause she was my father's wife

To complicate the matters

Even though it brought me joy

I soon became the father

Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became

A brother-in-law to dad

And so became my uncle

Though it made me very sad

For if he was my uncle

That also made him the brother

Of the widow's grown-up daughter

Who, of course, was my step-mother

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

I'm my own grandpa

My father's wife then had a son

That kept them on the run

And he became my grandchild

For he was my daughter's son

My wife is now my mother's mother

And it makes me blue

Because, she is my wife

She's my grandmother too

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

I'm my own grandpa

Now, if my wife is my grandmother

Then, I am her grandchild

And every time I think of it

It nearly drives me wild

For now I have become

The strangest case you ever saw

As the husband of my grandmother

I am my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

I'm my own grandpa

It sounds funny I know

But it really is so

I'm my own grandpa

Dave

South County is suppose to be like that around here. While in nursing school a 16 year old girl gave birth. Difficult to tell but we think it was a boy. Rumor was that her Grandfather was the babies father. The whole family was there and proud as could be. The child definitely had some deformities.

John

[CECAA850]

South County is suppose to be like that around here. While in nursing school a 16 year old girl gave birth. Difficult to tell but we think it was a boy. Rumor was that her Grandfather was the babies father. The whole family was there and proud as could be. The child definitely had some deformities.

That's where the phrase "Ugly as home made sin" came from.