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On ‎4‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 5:15 PM, thebes said:

Well that's cause the drums must have damaged your ears or you'd realize what a mistake you made.

 

Hey anybody know any good drummer jokes?:D

 

How can you tell when the drum riser is set up level? [The drummer drools out of both sides of his mouth]

 

How can you tell when a drummer is knocking on your door? [The knocking speeds up]

 

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? [Five: One to change the bulb and four to point out how Neil Peart would have done it better]

 

P.S. Most of my non age-related hearing loss is due to viruses I had as a young kid. I've used ear protection behind the drums ever since I was on the road in the 70s — it's LOUD back there!

 

 

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29 minutes ago, hsosdrummer said:

P.S. Most of my non age-related hearing loss is due to viruses I had as a young kid. I've used ear protection behind the drums ever since I was on the road in the 70s — it's LOUD back there!

I can well image.

 

Great jokes!

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