Smokem Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 I went to the doc's the other day. He said I need a urine, stool, and sperm sample. So I left him my underwear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 he never drinks more than he can stand ... the minute he can stand, he starts drinking again ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokem Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 He/She was recenly diagnosed with diariha of the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 he started to write a drinking song ....... but never got past the first two bars .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Amy Posted May 13, 2005 Moderators Share Posted May 13, 2005 Gotta throw one in here, taken from the ultimate "chick movie:" "He's a real gentleman. I'll bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 (he he he he, this'll get to him ) Hey BSA, Is that just the USUAL puddle of oil, or is your motorcycle glad to see me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Your smelly ****** is the reason they made detachable shower heads. She's got barely enough brain cells left to run her lungs and heart. Eating her out is like blowing the world by proxy. I'm sorry, you mistook me for someone who gave a ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 If you were given truth serum, you'd be speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krustyoldsarge Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 "Did your parents have any children that lived?" "I'll bet they regret that!" "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece!" Surprised not to see anything else from "Full Metal Jacket" posted yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokem Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 How tall are you? WOW! I didn't think they could pile s**t that high. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Back Off, Alfred E. ..... ......... ................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 i don't know what i'd do without you, but i'd rather ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Are you considering a lawsuit against the plastic surgeon that did that to your face? The best part of you ran down your father's leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Saay, SputZie .... let's play Horse .... i'll be the front end .. You ... just be Yourself ...... BWAAAAAAHAHAHA ....................! ............ .......... .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Wow, Dodger .... that's pretty acerbic .... you Did seem to be such a nice guy ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodger Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Sobriety Check-point: Would you step out of the car sir, escorts the driver to the patrol car, would you sleep with this woman (can be any relative), You WOULD, yes, I would, You have the right to remain silent... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 ---------------- On 5/13/2005 12:09:19 PM bsafirebird1969 wrote: Saay, SputZie .... let's play Horse .... i'll be the front end .. You ... just be Yourself ...... BWAAAAAAHAHAHA ....................! ............ .......... .......... ---------------- At least, I have the right sized "equipment". Maybe, you could play the back end of a kitten. BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokem Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 A newbie in prison. His cell mate says to him: "lets play house" Newbie: "OK" Cellmate: "Do you want to be the husband or the wife?" Newbie: "I will be the husband" Cellmate: "Come over here and give your wife some anul pleasure" or His cell mate says to him: "lets play house" Newbie: "OK" Cellmate: "Do you want to be the husban or the wife?" Newbie: "I will be the wife" Cellmate: "Come over here and give your husband some oral pleasure" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokem Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 You thought you had a pubic hair until you peed out of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 OOOOh..! that HURT ...the part about my Motorcycle, anyways ..... Some advice, Sput's to quote the Bible .. "Judas went out and hanged himself" ......and here's another .. " go thou, and do likewise " ..... ............ ......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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