neo33 Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 "Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?" "Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband. "Why do you ask such a question?" "Would you remarry?" persevered the wife. "No, of couse not, dear" said the husband. "Don't you like being married?" said the wife. "Of course I do, dear" he said. "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" "All right," said the husband, "I'd remarry." "You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt. "Yes" said the husband. "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause. "Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband. "I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?" "I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband. "Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and replace them with pictures of her?" "Yes...I think that would be the correct thing to do." "Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play with my golf clubs, too?" "Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She's left-handed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Speaker Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenratboy Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Wow, keep posting, you are on a roll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Thanks, Neo. Another classic from you with a lovely twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEAR Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 OOPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSklipsch Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Hey MS! Welcome aboard! Hope you enjoy our forum ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomer9911 Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 GIVE IT TO ME...oh hi MS and welcome to the forum....GIVE IT TO ME.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 ---------------- On 8/29/2004 3:59:42 PM MS wrote: test ---------------- Mike S.- You little pooh thing...is that you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSklipsch Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Yup. I deleted the cookie files in my browser, and now I can't log in with my old user. It keeps telling me to enable cookies, which I'm too brain dead to figure out. I figured somebody would catch the avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 ---------------- On 8/29/2004 3:59:42 PM MS wrote: test-----------I lost my cookies ---------------- Doh!good one neo,I like the cookie one too Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scp53 Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 "I lost my Cookies." Mike, I ate all of your cookies. LOL. Anyway, what browser are you using? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale W Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Come on !! dig a little deeper , think i heard that one like 25 years ago . How about the 2 indians who met on the road ? One was carrying a brown paper bag , as they passed each other, the one indian said " hey , whats ya got in da bag " ? Other indian said " bottle of wine for the wife " First indian said " ha !! pretty good trade " !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LOADEDTUNES Posted August 31, 2004 Share Posted August 31, 2004 " Pretty good trade " lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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