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"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

HIT IT![:D]

What a classic movie, lol.

Jake: What's this?

Elwood: What?

Jake: This car. This stupid car. Where's the Cadillac? The Caddy? Where's the Caddy?

Elwood: The what?

Jake: The Cadillac we used to have. The Blues Mobile!

Elwood: I traded it.

Jake: You traded the Blues Mobile for this?

Elwood: No. For a microphone.

Jake: A microphone? Okay I can see that. Well, what the hell is this?

Elwood: This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City Police auction last spring. It's an old Mount Prospect Police Car. They were practically giving them away.

Jake: Well, thank you pal, the day I get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car.

[Fog horn and warning bell sounds.]

Elwood: You don't like it?

Jake: No, I don't like it.

[Elwood drives over a raising draw bridge.]

Jake: Cars got a lot of pick up.

Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a four hundred and forty cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks, it was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Whaddya say? Is it the new Blues Mobile or what?

Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

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