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This one gets maybe a D + for originality.

Akhmad Muhamad

DEAREST,

My name is Akhmad Muhamad, A Bahrain national I have been diagnosed with

Oesophageal cancer. It has defiedall forms of medical treatment, and right now

I have only about a few months to live, according to medicalexperts. I have not

particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even

myself) but my business.

Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and

only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I

regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to

have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second

chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I

have lived it.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and

assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close

friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give

alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds

I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations

in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so

badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to

close one of my accounts and

distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and

Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I

have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash

deposit of Twenty Eight Million dollars ($28,000, 000, 00) that I have with a

finance House abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and

dispatch it to charity organizations.

N/B: KINDLY NOTE THAT 20% of this fund must go to the tsunami victims and

another 10% for your effort and time. Please if you are willing only reply to

my private email address

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God be with you.

Akhmad Muhamad

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I liked the one about the Nigerian astronaut. It was TOO funny.

They have astronauts! .....LOL cubed HA HA HA HA HA and launch them with what? Catapults LOL

Anyone who gives a DIME of his/her money to anyone of these clown scamers must be on the Naive Top 100.

First I do not give a dime to any charity save for the RED CROSS,as most so called charities are scams to take your money give a little and the organisers(con artists) keep most or at least a good part.

Here in quebec we have Le Telethon de la Distrophie Musculaire,I was disgusted when I learned the artists make money off it.Totally appaling,to rip the audience off using sick people.I will never give a dime to any TV BS pitty shows.

And the worst part,the pitty business works and thrives in north america. [:@]

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I know of a perfect charitable organization that would use 100% of your entire tax-deductible contribution for the betterment of the needy for whom the organization is initially funded for and not for lining the pockets of promoters or advertisers...The C.T.P.J.W.A.S.* Charitable Fund is internationally recognized as a legitimate campaign fund-raiser second only to the International Committee of the Red Cross (I.C.R.C.), a proud distinction in the fact that all monies donated to the C.T.P.J.W.A.S. Charitable Fund are forwarded straight to the person in need to be put to good use, and not towards any selfless P.R. campaign or to advertisers who would squander portions of the total funds for themselves or other worthless activities (i.e.; pornographic materials and/or luxury automobiles, et al).

The C.T.P.J.W.A.S. Charitable Fund is totally protected to the fullest extant and is extremely greatful for any and all amounts it receives from forum members like yourselves, who know how important an organization like this is for the needy in question who desperately deserves the finiancial support and help from others more fortunant. Please give today...operators are standing by.

Thank you for your shameless act of kindness and support.

Sincerely,

The C.T.P.J.W.A.S. Charitable Fund (*Campaign To Provide Jim With A Subwoofer)

Jim Tidwell, founder.

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