TheEAR Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Bottom line BIGGER is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 That must explain all the Sunfires... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Bottom line BIGGER is better. I think I need to make a bumped sticker that says "F You Bose Bigger is Always BETTER" next to cornwalls or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunburnwilly Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Sounds like some bogus Harley mentality . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audible Nectar Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Has anyone besides me noiticed that if a woman is into Klipsch speakers, she is also into having fantastic crazy/wild sex? I have also found the guys I know are into Klipsch products, are also into mega sex with women. Seems the people who buy Infinity, Polk, B&W and others do not act this way. Why is this? Do horns have something to do with it? Subliminal messages through horns? Just a tidbit of interesting info that seems to hold up to non-scientific scrutiny........... KLIPSCH=SEX No wonder Klipsch is growing by leaps and bounds! This is because Klipsch isn't a "half-a$$ed" product. Klipsch are like good men - rare in the overall landscape. Listening to Klipsch is not something you do "casually" - it's something you are really INTO as a Klipsch owner. Even at lower volumes, the attention to detail is there (kind of like Grand Prix style driving - just because you are going slow doesn't mean it isn't interesting). I think women who are attracted to Klipsch "get this". And women like their Kliipsch loving man often as much as they love Klipsch. Why? NO BS. A woman doesn't want to hear "I love you and only you" if it isn't true. Don't tell her what she wants to hear - tell her the truth. The truth will set you free. NO DISTORTIONS. She wants the same thing in speakers as she does her man. PERFORMANCE AND TRUTH. And so does her man. So is it any wonder that a couple who both appreciate Klipsch have great sex? No surprise here[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleve Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 goodnight everybody Goodnight, BobbyT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 Perhaps something about GO BIG OR STAY HOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 yeah, sadly dtel's spot on. There can't be any correlation as I've got piles of Klipsch around here and no lady friend to be seen. Very sad story really...... So much for that theory. Michael Unfortunately - I must also agree with Mike. If this theory were true, Mike would be hosting orgy parties. [] Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ancientdude Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 This has got to be one of the stupidest posts ever...was the original poster drunk or high or something? it makes no sense. "women who are into klipsch like fantastic sex" There are barely two or three women on this board!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rplace Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 There are barely two or three women on this board!!! ...and it is clear that Michale C is not having any relations with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuclearay Posted February 16, 2006 Share Posted February 16, 2006 My reference "rig" must have driven my wife away. We'll see how the theory holds up after the divorce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spkrdctr Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 You must remember that a correlation does NOT mean 100%. Sheesh! Michael is obviously bending the curve. But, he might end up over time, becoming one of the many instead of the few. I think he will do alright. Most of you obviously have lived the Klipsch lifestyle. Lots of Klipsch speakers and lots of sex. Those who don't have a clue what I'm talking about, just need to hang in there until you too, end up living the life. Good Luck on your Klipsch adventures! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 There are barely two or three women on this board!!! ...and it is clear that Michale C is not having any relations with them. Thanks Rich, I'll just nip off and do myself in. Thanks for the uplifting words...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steamer Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 yeah, sadly dtel's spot on. There can't be any correlation as I've got piles of Klipsch around here and no lady friend to be seen. Very sad story really...... So much for that theory. Michael Michael, Your missing the last ingrediant,a big ol Harley,lots of low end sound,vibrations included! Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyKlipschFan Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Michael does have a hot tub and big ole Klipsch... Maybe just not found the right one yet... Heck with a hot tub, the right ones!!!!! hehehehehe The difference between men and boys has always been the price and size of their toys!! hahahaha House of Klipsch, I am outta here!!!!! And I agree... Go big, or Go Home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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