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Here's a classic from Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys.


Recorded by Bob Wills

Vocal by Tommy Duncan

Written by Fred Rose

ROLY POLY, eatin' corn n' 'taters

Hungry ev'ry minute of the day

ROLY POLY, gnawin' on a biscuit

Long as he can chew it, it's OK.

He can eat an apple pie

An' never even bat an eye

He likes everything from soup to hay

ROLY POLY, daddy's little fattie

Bet he's gonna be a man some-day.

ROLY POLY, scrambled eggs for breakfast

Bread n' jelly twenty times a day

ROLY POLY, eats a hardy dinner

It takes lots of strength to run and play.

Pulls up weeds and does the chores

And he runs both ways to all the stores

He works up an appetite that way

ROLY POLY, daddy's little fattie

Bet he's gonna be a man someday.

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Procol Harem - Grand Hotel 1973

Bringing home the bacon,
tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
gobbling up the cakes

Milk-fed baby dumpling,
slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,
blubbering in the cream

Emperor baby dumpling,
loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
stuffing 'til he bursts

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Kip Anderson's bizarro pub rocker/overeaters' anthem, "Knife and Fork". "You wear a size 44 / Have to turn sideways to get through the door / Girl, you let the knife and fork dig your grave". Covered by Rockpile on the "Seconds of Pleasure" album - Great song, spectacular (top 10 for me) album, combining Nick Lowe and Dave Edmunds. I wish I could find all of the lyrics to this song.

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Cat Food

by King Crimson (1970 In the Wake of Poseidon )

(Fripp/Sinfield/McDonald)
Lady Supermarket with an apple in her basket
Knocks in the manager's door;
Grooning to the muzak from a speaker in shoe rack
Lays out her goods on the floor;
Everything she's chosen is conveniently frozen.
"Eat it and come back for more!"

Lady Window Shopper with a new one in the hopper
Whips up a chemical brew;
Croaking to a neighbour while she polishes a sabre
Knows how to flavour a stew.
Never need to worry with a tin of 'Hurri Curri':
"Poisoned especially for you!"

No use to complain
If you're caught out in the rain;
Your mother's quite insane.
Cat food cat food cat food again.

Lady Yellow Stamper with a fillet in a hamper
Dying to finish the course;
Goodies for the table with a fable on the label
Drowning in miracle sauce.
Don't think I am that rude if I tell you that it's cat food,
"Not even fit for a horse!"

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