Me Loves Heresy's Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 Take his lisence as a doctor, and... Well You get the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.4knee Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 hmmm.....wonder if he went to the Lorena Bobbit school of medicine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 It'll never stand up in court . . . or anywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 "Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital." I think I saw something like that on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations"...or was it Rachel Ray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flannj Posted January 18, 2007 Share Posted January 18, 2007 "Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital." I think I saw something like that on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations"...or was it Rachel Ray? The only d!¢k on No Reservations was Bourdain himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 is a surgeons scalpel really so sharp that this could be accomplished before another nearby hospital person could put a stop to it? I mean- one fell swipe and.. gone? That is scary! And then to chop into bits? Sounds like some sort of personal vendetta or the guy is just plain insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 What a weird coincidence! Some d!ck cut ME off on the freeway this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaiser SET say Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Samurai scalpel strikes again[] I'm going with your latter thought Michael[:|] You would think the Hospital would have been a little suspicious when he was using a 6' Tanto for a scalpel[^o)] The subject line pretty much sums this one up[:S] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 is a surgeons scalpel really so sharp that this could be accomplished before another nearby hospital person could put a stop to it? I mean- one fell swipe and.. gone? That is scary! And then to chop into bits? Sounds like some sort of personal vendetta or the guy is just plain insane. yes, think of a boxcutter cutting power but with more cutting surface. the most closest analogy is the difference between a ballpoint pen and a micro rollerball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Loves Khorns Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 Speaking as a surgeon, yes, a scalpel would definitely cut it off in one quick swipe. [] A shame that he then did the ole' slice and dice with it, it could have possibly been reattached... ala Bobbit. I wonder what the poor dude was told in recovery.[:'(] Well: your surgery went ok, sort of. [:$] The good news is that you will Never get penile cancer. [Y] Your wife will also never have to wonder if you are going astray. [W] You will never get is stuck in a zipper... [:S] You will have the most intriuging story to tell at cocktail parties...[D]. You will certainly be unique the world over. [^o)]You might even become famous on the Klipsch forum site!!!![H] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMays Posted January 19, 2007 Share Posted January 19, 2007 You guys are TOO funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilbert Posted January 20, 2007 Share Posted January 20, 2007 http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=33257&in_page_id=2 Oh that crule bastard! This calls for the original justice... An eye for an eye... or in this case.... you get the picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 "Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital." I think I saw something like that on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations"...or was it Rachel Ray? The more I think about this, I'm pretty sure it was Martin Yan, given the quick chopping technique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 great use of smilies there MEK! [Y] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Loves Khorns Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 The doctor is from Romania, home of Transylvania. Maybe his name was.... Dr. Acula.... (Dracula).. OK, stupid joke, but fitting. Paul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damonrpayne Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 Punitive damages, pain and suffering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me Loves Khorns Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 This is a case where he would want an all male jury...[8-|] Men: Shoot him, cut his off, get a rope...etc[:@] Women on the jury: Well, he doesn't need it anyway. He probably had it coming anyway. Lorena got away with it. Those things are over rated anyway....[] Paul[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 This is one doctor you wouldn't want performing circumcisions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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