thebes Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Hello, Im Thebes and Ill be your host this chilly evening for another edition of Masterpiece Theater. So pull up a place next to this cozy fire, pour out a snifter of brandy and light up a nice cigar. Tonight instead of our usual fare of stiffly acted British melodramas we are launching an extensive series of foreign films designed to showcase the best of television dramas from around the world. But first I would like you to welcome our special guest who starred in this evenings presentation, none other then Heidi Bazoom, the accomplished German actress of stage, theater and film. Ms. Bazoom, it is a pleasure to have you here and from our brief conversation before the show began I must say that seldom have I met such a beautiful, charming and graceful person. Over the years you have received the highest honors your profession can bestow including, if Im not mistaken, two Emmy nominations, several Golden Globes as well as numerous accolades from the acting community in your land of birth. I would like to start out by asking you how you find acting on the international stage compared to say your work on German tv? Mr. Thebes, it is indeed my pleasure to be here tonight to expose to your viewers the simply wonderful work being performed outside of the limelight on Hollywood. At first there was some trepidation when I moved beyond the confines of my own land, given the fact that my English was far from flawless. However, fortified by the example of your own Arnold Scwartenegger, I soon overcame these misgivings and as time went on my English improved and my comfort level increased. After all human emotions as expressed through acting are truly universal. Most assuredly, Ms. Bazoom and your devotion to serious roles over the years is to be applauded but begs the question of why you would subject yourself to the lead role in the B-flick Skanky Cheerleaders 3? Yes Mr. Thebes, that role was considered a departure for me but I felt the need to stretch my talents and playing the role of a high-kicking, round-healed **** of indeterminate intelligence was to me very, very liberating. It brought forth a side of me I had scarcely known existed. Finally it is my understanding that you also have a wide-appreciation of music, any type in particular? Ah, my one abiding passions other than acting and stylish footwear is music. Quite frankly you would not recognize most of it since I have found most Americans knowledge of music limited to your own rock bands and of course, the British. That may be true of others but I can assure you that I am something of an expert in all forms of international music. You may have noticed that we have an excellent stereo system in the studio and while the movie plays allow me to entertain you with some selections. Oh, and do help yourself to some of Cognac or perhaps you would like some of this excellent port. Meanwhile viewers, I give you Heidi Bazoom in the 1994 movie Eine Kliene Gootferdamurung der Snitzel (Ok guys were off the air. Man, Heidis hotter than a dance line during Carnival. I want to bring out her inner skank, no matter what the consequences. Hell The Twins never watch German films. I was lying, of course, what the hell is international music anyway. Ive got some Nightwish and some crazy Swede who works at the studio has some Abba but after that its up you. Dont fail me now!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jheis Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Shouldn't that be "Masterpiece Thebester?" James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 27, 2013 Author Share Posted March 27, 2013 Only one reply! I try to bring culture to the masses. I type my fingers to the bone and this is the thanks I get. Harrumph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Given the ah um maturity of this thread especially in dog years you must forgive the oversight. I suspect most of us have been diligently researching skanky cheerleaders 3. The sad fact is unless you go ethnic folk songs and their derivatives most international music of the modern sort imitates American and British innovators. Now you could consider the efforts of Vangelis---he's greek you know. However, recently the international heavy metal band Dethklok as seen in the adult swim series Metalocalypse would be my candidate for a truly international band, comprising the blazing fast lead guitar work of a swede named Swisgaar Skwigelf, rhythm guitar from a finnish dude Toki Wartooth, and americans Pickles (drums) William Murderface (bass) and Nathan Explosion (lead vocals). Joe Bob Oldtimer says check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 We'll I wasn't around in 07' but now I am, So I will read it Saturday morning when I drink my coffee, or maybe tomorrow at break when I drink my coffee, or maybe at second break when I drink my coffee, or maybe in the morning when I drink my coffee. But who knows I do know I have to drink coffee in order to read more then 2 sentences(sorry its just my attention span). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted March 27, 2013 Share Posted March 27, 2013 Is Heidi a history buff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted March 28, 2013 Author Share Posted March 28, 2013 Thanks gents, all replies are fully as silly as the original post. I really like that you somehow caught the spirit of the my little tale and added your own twist. I ran across this thread yesterday while doing a search for something else and said to myself "hey, this isn't that bad, wonder why nobody replied. So a bump was in order. I must add though, OT, that Dethlok is pretty lame played alongside the ultimate metal band, Black Sabbath. Bye the bye, rumor is there may be a Skanky Cheerleaders 4, starring Ms. Bazoom's daughter, Ms. Perky Bazooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Sabbath never had their audience sign pain and death waivers before the show. Nor did they ever raise an ancient Finnish lake troll with their music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted March 28, 2013 Share Posted March 28, 2013 Sabbath never had their audience sign pain and death waivers before the show. Nor did they ever raise an ancient Finnish lake troll with their music. This happens a lot, now that Randy Belth of Lamb of God who was playing along side Dethklok; until Randy was arrested in Prague when a member from the audience died from stage diving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I'll reply once the shrooms kick in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captmobley Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Is it on BluRay yet? I prefer my skanky soundtracks in hi-rez! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 Dang jheis, haven't seen you around in a while. Even though we may not agree on some things, I still think of you when ever I sign............Taz. Take care and keep Dancing! [] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taz Posted March 31, 2013 Share Posted March 31, 2013 ] Shouldn't that be "Masterpiece Thebester?" James [Y]...........Taz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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