Let's see how long we can keep this one going.......

[tommyboy]

When you just got a fat &^% tax return, but you can't spend it on better speakers, and it's buggin the crap out of you!

[Roc Rinaldi]

...when your woofer excursion is longer than your you know what.

[Roc Rinaldi]

...when you have more watts than hair.

[Roc Rinaldi]

...when the only interconnects you can think of involve wire.

[J.4knee]

If you know the engineers and employees of a speaker company by their first names and you haven't bought a new product in years.

If you ask yourself...hmmm...what would PWK do?

Or cite "PWK would not do that" in an arguement on a internet forum.

If you can build a crossover and can't/won't fix a broken board in your fence.

[Ray Garrison]

...no matter what your friend wants to borrow, you've got a spare one lying around somewhere....

(Patch cord? Oh sure, wait a sec, here's a box of them... Yeah, I can lend you one of my other CD players until yours comes back from the shop... Power cord? Uh, look behind the box of patch cords... Amp? Oh, I've got an old TEAC on the top shelf over there, under the Vibraplane I swapped out - no, not that, that's a tape deck, to left there next to the VCR - no, that's the NAD preamp, the TEAC is under that, sitting on the laserdisc player... COAX cable? Look in the patch cord box...)

[DoubleJ]

...the first thing you look for in other peoples' homes are 2 good corners for K-Horns..

...size up rooms as if you were going to put K-Horns in them..

JJ

I'm guilty of this all the time!!

[tommyboy]

When your boss has a $5,000 speaker system, but he REFUSES to set it up properly, and it drives you absolutely insane when you go to his house because it defy's the whole purpose of having it in the first place.

Then you go out of your way to set it up for him, free of charge, just to settle your own "audioitis". (that's a real disease you know!)

[colterphoto1]

There's some good stuff posted here- mind if I have a go at it gents?

...if you go to work for an audio company for the employee discounts

...if you are your own best customer at said company

...if you regularly spend more than your paycheck on gear

...if you have more speakers in your house than the engineering department

...if most of your friends are also audio heads

...if you barely have enough square footage left for a cat, let alone a wife

...if you are up in the middle of the night thinking about audio

...if the speakers to car ratio in your garage is like 30:0

...if every room in the house has at least a 2 channel setup

...if a good friend stocks his condo with Bose and then, upon hearing about your massive Klispch system, says something totally innane like 'Klipsch, they're right up there with Bose! ', and you refuse to step foot in his pad ever again

...if you have a spare parts department in your garage containing nearly every woofer, driver and tweeter used in all Heritage speakers.

...if you would fly to Miami at the last minute, undergo a near complete strip search because you paid cash for a one-way ticket and had no luggage, rent a van and drive 1200 miles back home, after hearing some little old lady talk about her late husband playing the music SOOOO LOOOOUUUUDDDD just to pickup a pair of 1963 Vertical Cornwalls

...if your gang stops using your real name and just refers to you as 'Rock and Roll' []

[tommyboy]

There's some good stuff posted here- mind if I have a go at it gents?

...if you go to work for an audio company for the employee discounts

...if you are your own best customer at said company

...if you regularly spend more than your paycheck on gear

...if you have more speakers in your house than the engineering department

...if most of your friends are also audio heads

...if you barely have enough square footage left for a cat, let alone a wife

...if you are up in the middle of the night thinking about audio

...if the speakers to car ratio in your garage is like 30:0

...if every room in the house has at least a 2 channel setup

...if a good friend stocks his condo with Bose and then, upon hearing about your massive Klispch system, says something totally innane like 'Klipsch, they're right up there with Bose! ', and you refuse to step foot in his pad ever again

...if you have a spare parts department in your garage containing nearly every woofer, driver and tweeter used in all Heritage speakers.

...if you would fly to Miami at the last minute, undergo a near complete strip search because you paid cash for a one-way ticket and had no luggage, rent a van and drive 1200 miles back home, after hearing some little old lady talk about her late husband playing the music SOOOO LOOOOUUUUDDDD just to pickup a pair of 1963 Vertical Cornwalls

...if your gang stops using your real name and just refers to you as 'Rock and Roll' []

If..................... you're Colterphoto!!! You've absolutely lost your marbles to this whole "audio game" brother!

[colterphoto1]

yes indeed- Welcome to the Madness [H]

[TheEAR]

You are an audio head if all the home decor is made of audio gear or close.

[colterphoto1]

...when you have to clear out a spot about 6x7 feet in the garage for some new Klipsch arrivals!

[colterphoto1]

ah, cmon you guys... join in the fun!

[dtel]

If you talk every day with a group of people, sometimes about personal stuff, and you have never met 90 % of them in person !

[dtel]

If you leave for a week vacation and can't truly enjoy yourself until you get back home in the LaZBoy with the speakers pumping--

That's funny, but true, I know what you are talking about.

[dtel]

Every where you go, when you hear music playing, you compare it to the Klipsch sound !

[sunburnwilly]

If your system is worth more than sixteen 1993 Subaru Legacy's .

If you removed the dining room table because it interfered with your setup .

If your sister gave you tv trays for Christmas because you removed said table .

If you dropped 3k on a subwoofer and still feel that you got a deal .

If said subwoofer can open the cabinets in your kitchen .

If you haven't taken a vacation in years because your still upgrading .

[IndyKlipschFan]

When you sit through a really bad movie that really sucks..

But the effects are good so you watch it anyway on your Klipsch HT!

[JetJockey]

When you are on the road for 4 days and all you want to do is get home, sit down, fire up the gear, get that hot transformer smell happening, put on one of your fav discs, crank her up and sit back, relax and enjoy the Klipsch!

Chris