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You gentlemen are behind the times regarding sound deadening materials.

I'm currently working on a spider thats spins a big 'ol thick web in every corner

She's got an abdomen the size of a softball and if I don't feed her a rabbit every other night she starts eyeballing my cats.

And she's got eyes! Spiders have them by the bushel basket!

Yup, you can have your rocks, clocks, whatever.

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I can just picture W.C Fields (in tophat, tux and white gloves) standing in a booth as some high end trade show selling this stuff. How do they get away with it? Who knows? But I like the house-spider.

Arf? Does she do double duty? Can the babies be trained to go to other corners and do "traps". Marketing questions!!

Now that I know how my acoustic rocks in jar idea was hijacked, it's back to work on my flat black painted, glued together, toilet paper & paper towl tubes stuffed with acoustic "dryer lint" in a nice designer style, assymetric array (sold only in pairs)..... Let's see here, "Acoustic Tubes", has a nice ring.... back to the top secret lab

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I hope they were clever enough to provide this tweak via an automated system...

For regular tweak press 1

For deluxe tweak press 2

For profound tweak press 3

Enter you credit card number

Enter your credit card expiration date

Thank you, your tweak is loading, standby...

"Click tick ding"

Thank you. Your tweak is now in effect.

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As I mentioned in another post...

When I imagine people actually beleive and buy this farce it temps me to sell ziplock bags of special treated air. Hmmm...

You
see, I have a superior system and this has a transforming effect on the
air in my room - I can hear it. After listening, this transformed air
would usually leak out and be lost forever. Now I save it in large
drycleaning bags and can make the transformed air available to others
in sealed ziplocked bags. Even a small amount will kick start the
transformation of the air in your own listening room (proprietary
nano-quantum catalytic process). I need to build a website to offer
subscriptions to these bags of air; one needs a fresh one for each
listening session (refrigerate after opening, expiration: date of sale
plus 30 days).

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"Amazing. What will we come up with next? How about "phase alignment magnets" for speaker wire....Wink"

yes...fuel saver magnets over the speaker wires....

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I'm beginning to have problems here and there with my genetically altered ananchronid....

She seems to prefer the mailman. I've had to cut him out twice now and he's not to delivering anymore.

My neighbor used to have a pair or German Shepards.... Cop dogs.... Haven't seen them for a week.

My house looks like Herman Munster's bedroom....

Only continous doses of ABBA seems to keep the beast at bay.

Any suggestions?

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