thebes Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 ...play some music. Yes, put down those prayer beads; add a little red to those clear eyes; walking in a straight line is for the work day; slur those words (they won't notice they will simply think you have some sort of foreign accent); belch if you want to; tie one on get a snootfull chase that chaser slam a few down The suns over the yardarm, it's noon somewhere in the world and the workweek is done. Time to settle in, get blasted and drop the needle on whatever you dern well please. Sure you've been sober for 20 years, cleaned up your act and gone the straight and narrow. Well don't you deserve some sort of reward for all of that? What's that? Of course you can crank it up! Need some volume to get through that fuzzy brain. Should I put on that limited press edition in 220 gram vinyl that only six people in the world own? What are you drunk or something! No you can't you fool. If you're playing records put on something you won't miss. If cd's use a cdp that won't mind a few potato chips in the mechanism. What are you a moron or just drunk and can you tell the difference. Thebes you usually such a restrained circumspect individual constantly promoting wholesome family fun. What's happening? Ok confession, those dern Twins have lit out for for Asia, something about bringing aid to cyclone victims. Sure they are United Nations Ambassadors or something-or-other but fer crying out loud tonight was supposed to be "French Maid Night" at the Thebes household. So I'm getting pissed, slurping wine and spinning tunes. Right now I've got Cher on and am listening to "Bang, bang, she shot me down". Ain't that the truth times two. So what's your poison and what are you playing? Legal disclaimer: This thread is limited to those 21 years old and older. Never drive while listening to Cher. All participants in this thread will have $1donated in their name to the Liver Research Fund by Thebes Brewery Ltd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Spinner Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 where's .. SWL ...?? ooooohhh ... thass right ... He'll ..Never Drink anymore ... or .. Less ...[]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Boilermakers and Smoky Robinson and the Miracles, "going to a go Go" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacksonbart Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Here is a big Martini Cheers to the Flyers!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilMays Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 The Balvanie 15 year old for me....no damn music though, house full of kids for a sleep over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 "He liked to drink good whiskey while laughing at the moon" War, "All Day Music" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallette Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Shoooosh...alrightydrunky. i liks vinl, its chooey... Davollls e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWL Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 .............I'm still hurtin'.......been a good boy though........ain't listening to Cher either. What could have compelled me to post.........at least I kept it clean.[] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmsummer Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 William Lawes' sonatas for violin, bass viol, and organ. Cool. Buffalo Trace bourbon whiskey. Neat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted May 9, 2008 Author Share Posted May 9, 2008 Ran out of wine so I rooted around in the botom of a cubard and came up with this fellow called Napolean. Date on the bottle is 1811. Hope it hasn't spoiled. Slurp, sip, not to shabby, reminds me of the 1968 vintage of Mad Dog 20/20. Note to myself, work on my taste buds. A little Howlin Wolf:One bourbon, one scotch, one beer No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmsummer Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 DRINK-- Mark Gauthier Chicken TV dinner6 minutes on defrost, 3 on highA beer to wash it down withThen another, a little whiskey on the sideIt's not so bad alone hereIt don't bother me that every night's the sameI don't need another loverHanging 'round, trying to make me changeFish swimBirds flyLovers leaveBy and byOld menSit and thinkI drinkI know what I amBut I don't give a damnFish swimBirds flyDaddies yellMamas cryOld menSit and thinkI drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 Who doesn't listen to music and drink? Great Divide Wild Raspberry Ale..and a little Monster Magnet music.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.Kennedy Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 ....no *** music though, house full of kids for a sleep over. And for this reason .... god made Sennheiser 600's and the Bottlehead S.E.X. amp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldbuckster Posted May 10, 2008 Share Posted May 10, 2008 "Put a quarter in the Juke, and Boogie 'till you puke" ............... The ROOT-BOY SLIM way !!!!!!!!!!!! ....... toke, toke, toke !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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