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Duke Spinner

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  1. Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, 'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.' The social worker behind the counter said, 'Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll be provided a two- bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.' The guy, wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!' The social worker said, 'Yeah, well . . . you started it '
  2. You ...are changing the dispertion of the Horn, nonetheless
  3. And .... Guitar Lessons ...[]
  4. the Super T is looking for a Line Level signal ..1>2 v the guitar provides a 500mV signal .. you need a Preamp ...
  5. well .. JBL's .. like 7 amp .. Klipsch ... 1 amp .. lookit yer power dissapation rating
  6. re: Floor .. lets not forget what " Space " we are in
  7. can't go wrong with a fuse .. accidents happen
  8. Robben Ford ...??? crap ... too far to drive ..[:'(]
  9. Here .. O.B. read up ...... http://peakoil.com
  10. he's a fantastic performer .. check out andy mckee, also ..
  11. Just for Sputsie .... A man was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton. That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings' again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Hillary and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him. He said, 'Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?'
  12. aaahh .. shoulda read further .. seen Sputnik there ..??
  13. that's an odd complaint, boomy bass from LaScala .. check the room modes
  14. ifn' ya didn't notice, our Thrillseeker .. is walking this ..looking thru the viewfinder of his cam .... [:S]
  15. Aaaahhh .. it's all thanks to AlGore ...[] actually, I got it from a friend, who's friend posted it on his blog in Spain .. still makes me ... well, Queasy, ain't the Right .. Word ...[+o(]
  16. http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1438490562
  17. gotta love Italian cars .. did yours come with the Optional .. "Mechanic in the Trunk "..?? [] [] [] I worked for CarTech, when I was 22 .. Alfa, Morris, Lambo , and yes, the sold a ton of Dino's, which at that time were a stunning $30,000 ..[]
  18. here's the Program, since it seems nobody gets it .. you pay for the glass up front, 'cause the service center knows it's gonna be a year .. mac, ain't gonna silkscreen 10 pcs of glass.. when they have an order built up, for say, a hundred, they'll run your particular glass it's just how it is ... should they stock glass ..?? well, that's a topic to ask .. Mac ..
  19. Well ... Ifn' ya threw away my Number, in a fit of temper .. Colt, 'n I.B. n' O.B. ...got it ... Perhaps I should suggest the MSF course, at this point ... []
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