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good luck wear a hat and long sleeves shirts ---safety eyeglasses ---------long pants - avoid shorts -------

you can check ebay , they come up from time to time

GLWS

any airplanes

all electric mustang ----

betcha he was feellin out the prices before making an offer ----on a pair he was looking to purchase , no more no less

yeah , somebody is gonna be very happy

NEVER AUDITIONNED any of these , some guys swear by them ------

Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses? They aren't allowed to bare arms

A French Canadian fellow was challenged on his patriotism with overtones of doubt. I am a proud Canadian he blurted .And my wife ! My wife ! She loves Canada so much she had the whole map of Canada tattooed on her bum. Coast to coast to coast! Trouble is , every time she bends over , Quebec separates !

Rest in Peace , Allen Greenbaum Green was 20 years old when he replaced Eric Clapton in John Mayall’s band the Bluesbreakers. At the time, Mayall famously told his producer, “He might not be better now. But you wait... he's going to be the best.”

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy." She said, "I am a lesbian , I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women." The two sat sipping in silence. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian ."

A girl walks into a bar in San Francisco, wearing nothing but a smile, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender tells her, "you may want to cover up first." She gets huffy and says, "What's the matter, you don't approve of the City's clothing optional policy?" The bartender says, "No, I'm fine with it, its just that the guy before you was itching and scratching the whole time!"

A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk. "Give me a beer and I'll show you." The bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "Fido, what is that above our heads?" The dog says, "Roof!" The irritated bartender says, "That's not talking, he sounds like any other dog." The man says, "OK, how about this - Fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" The dog says, "Ruth!" The bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar. Fido says to the man, "Ya think I shouldda said DiMaggio?"

A cowboy walks into a bar. Upon leaving, he realizes that someone has painted his horse. The cowboy yells, "Which one of you painted my horse?" A seven foot tall hulk of a man says, menacingly, "I did." The cowboy realizes he is in trouble and replies, "Why, thank you - the first coat's dry!"