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IF legal where you live, walk out to check the mail in your bathrobe & slippers, with your AR15 @ sling arms. Repeat until you get the desired results...

Dear Mr. Sancho, ohh giver of wisdom,

Why do some of my neighbors think they should call me when they have a cable tv issue? (ie) I have no picture, I have no sound, I want to add a tv or component, show me again about clicker operation, My DVR won't record. etc... etc... etc... How do I get out of this mess?

Scott

P.S. I know a means to the end would be to purposely fry a component, but my love for all things AV will not let me perform euthanasia.

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Don't get married: it's cheaper to rent than but.

Stop listening to John Prine Dear Abby...

Dear Sancho....dear Sancho

Oh I never thought

That me and my lady friend

Would ever get caught

Sittin in the back seat shootin the breeze

With her hair up in curlers

And her pants to the knees

Signed...Just Married

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more to the list...

Why can't we vacation in Cuba, unlike Europeans?

Several travel agencies are now booking trips to Cuba.

Why can't we end our lives on our terms when faced with a terminal illness? (mentioned earlier)

Answered earlier

Why are there so many gambling laws and prohibitions? We can't even get a casino in Kentucky. In Germany this is legal.

State & Local law

Why is industrial hemp illegal over here but not in much of Europe, like Germany?

Whacky tobaccy

Why does Medicare not cover accidents that happen outside the US, unlike, well, Germany? This can keep seniors from fulfilling a bucket list.

Don't know; Tri-care

Why don't we have an Autobahn with no speed limits? We have cars that can do nearly 200 mph straight off the showroom floor yet we get fined or possibly thrown in jail if we drive them over 75 mph.

Many parts of the Autobahn do have speed limits; got up to 125 mph once, before I let off the pedal, on the part without...

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Yes, I know.

germany....denmark...france.....those ain't just countries....u no? their cultures. and each person grows up in and loves their own cultures. there ain't no long liine of french waitin to come to the usa, or denmarkese, or germans. we think theyr nuts and they think weer nuts too for how we do our thing. you can't jset compare tax and suich. you must compare culture values. LOL well, that's just my 2-centavos lol!!!

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