fini Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Pick to follow. fini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLUngurait Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 Fini, You know what they say: "You can pick your friends...You can pick your nose...But you can't pick your friends nose" I guess you are on your own. Happy Hunting! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boa12 Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 did you hear how michael jackson picks his nose? .......from a catalogue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 ---------------- On 12/16/2002 1:03:54 PM boa12 wrote: did you hear how michael jackson picks his nose? .......from a catalogue. ---------------- takes it off... ba dum bum! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 "You can prick your finger but don't finger your prick! No, no...." -George Carlin OR "Love is a nose so you better not pick it....." -I have no idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike stehr Posted December 16, 2002 Share Posted December 16, 2002 I have a booger Tastes like chiken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted December 17, 2002 Share Posted December 17, 2002 It's not a matter of whether you pick you nose or not, it's a matter of where you place your booger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted December 17, 2002 Author Share Posted December 17, 2002 Hmmm...maybe this should have been posted in the "Entertainment" forum, where we talk about our favorite "flick"... fini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-malotky Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Ive got a cold, Im a booger factory right now. Do you pick your nose when you are driving your car? Don't you hate those boogers you can't fling off your finger. They just stick there and the more you flick they move to new locations on your finger. Sometimes you think it flung, but then you find it a few mins later on the back of your finger. I hate that. JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j-malotky Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Oh, then there was this time, I sneezed while I was flying. Had snot all over the inside my helmet, all over the sun visor..... It was gross. Luckily I did not have on an oxigen mask or I would have had a mouth full. JM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 ---------------- On 12/18/2002 7:07:59 PM j-malotky wrote: Do you pick your nose when you are driving your car? Don't you hate those boogers you can't fling off your finger. They just stick there and the more you flick they move to new locations on your finger. Sometimes you think it flung, but then you find it a few mins later on the back of your finger. JM ---------------- ROTFLMAO I know your issue man... I really do. What I want to know is this... If your buddy (or anyone for that matter) has a bugger on his nose, or in his nose but clearly visible.... do you tell him? I ususlly opt not to. Whatta pal eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted December 18, 2002 Share Posted December 18, 2002 Social dilemma: You are at a business lunch when you are suddenly overcome with an uncontrollable desire to pick your nose. Since this is definitely a no-no, you: < > 1. Pretend to wave to someone across the room and, with one fluid motion, bury your forefinger in your nostril right up to the fourth joint. < > 2. Get everyone drunk and organize a nose picking contest with a prize to the one who makes his nose bleed first. < > 3. Drop your napkin on the floor and when you bend over to pick it up, blow your nose on your sock. Definitions: The Kiddie Pick When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy and freedom. And the best part is, there's no time limit! Camouflaged Kiddie Pick When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and hold back the smile. Fake Nose Scratch When you make believe you've got an itch but you're really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers. Making A Meal Out Of It You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably entitled to dessert. Surprise Pickings When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean it off your shirt. Autopick The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Pick Your Brains Done in private, this is the one where your finger goes in so far, it passes the septum. Pick And Save When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't catch on to what you did. Pick And Roll No explanation needed. Pick And Flick Ditto. Pick And Stick You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick," but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip. Paydirt The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted December 19, 2002 Share Posted December 19, 2002 ---------------- On 12/18/2002 7:46:11 PM Curmudgeon wrote: Paydirt The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big, it improves your breathing by 90%. ---------------- Those are the best. Makes it all worth while when you got caught diggen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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