TheEAR Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 "Infact you only get 50k for a whole arm." WHAT? Only 50K for my arm! This is a crime,my arm is worth at least $50000 and 99 cents.Damn,here goes my plans to get more money out of my insurance. Now I have to think about selling my kidney to a local Dr Kavorkian who sends then to people in great need of EXPENSIVE medical attention! He also told me I could get up to $800000 if I sell my liver and heart! Sweet With $800000 I will be able to by the new Wilson Audio Alexandria speakers and have some money left for an artificial heart and liver! That is a DEAL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry N. Cruse Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 ---------------- On 7/6/2003 11:51:19 PM jt1stcav wrote: Clu's little tease reminds me of why I like my neighbors so much (aside from the fact that they're quiet)...Our neighbor's girlfriend just moved in with him and his roommate, and she enjoys laying out beside their pool...topless! She isn't very modest, either. My brother came home for lunch the other day and parked the car in our driveway while she was walking towards their backyard to the pool. As he stepped out of his car, she turned around and waved at him and said hello...without her bikini top on! The gals were just hanging there as she waved to him...needless to say, he forgot all about eating. ---------------- Jim, Is there a vacancy in your neighborhood? tc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
formica Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Justin.... the description seems to almost match... I think you live next to the Osbournes !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomac Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Justin, Ray Garrison has provided excellent advice. Get the other neighbors involved. Help them understand that it could happen to them. I don't know if you have a valid gripe concerning the guy mowing the lawn without a shirt. I do it often and once in a while I have a beer on board. Never had a complaint. Had a few comments about how the diet was coming though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 The shirt thing was a joke, he is just one of those people that should REALLY wear a **** My neighborhood is a little arogant, sometimes it gets to me haha. The boat is still there and now their dogs are literally eating away our privacy fence. They have two sets of boards to go through so I think we are ok. For now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 If all else fails, sand, not sugar in the gas tank has been known to work. Days later---bye bye motor. I would never seriously suggest such a thing. Really, I wouldn't. Honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Not to mention a little rat poison or comet inside a delicious hamburger patty for the dogs. I hope there are no PETA members here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 I think the worst I would do would bet to get the learning remote control. But just for fun, what would be the funniest, cruelest, and still anonymous thing to and an annoying neighbor? In this case, their entire house is controlled by this Austrailian system. It uses your PDA to control just about anything. I worked for the company that put it in one summer until I realized that they had forgotten to ever pay me... Anyways, I know that all I need to do is figure out what their four digit numerical pen number might be and then I can use my PDA to control their house... sounds like a plan Hot Water Heater - Off. Garage Door - Open. TV's - On, Tuned To - Channel 16 (trust me, it is annoying)... Looks promising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ---------------- On 7/8/2003 10:13:13 AM garymd wrote: Not to mention a little rat poison or comet inside a delicious hamburger patty for the dogs. I hope there are no PETA members here. ---------------- That's f***** up. I really hope you're kidding. The parents are the ones that should be invited over for that dinner. If dogs are out of control, it's because the owner is negligent. ALWAYS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "But just for fun, what would be the funniest, cruelest, and still anonymous thing to and an annoying neighbor? " Well, I have this friend who's an optician. Every once in a while a customer would really tick him off (I don't know what happened, I was just wearing my glasses and all of sudden the frames got all twisted up and the lenses broke and I want a new pair for free and I'm going to stand here in your shop and scream and yell and drive all your other customers away until you give me new glasses...) and this is what he'd do. Go to an adult bookstore. Get subscription cards for every porn magazine you can find. The worse, the better. Send in for a one year subscription, bill me later, address is to your neighbors. If the mags don't offer a "bill me later" option, it might be worth sending in the shortest possible period paying with a postal money order. Pay particular examples to magazines aimed at pedophiles, homosexuals, beastiality and other interesting diversions. Repeat as needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 What would Jesus do? fini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amonteiro Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 he would say "god forgive me for I know not what I do" and then strike them with lightning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEAR Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 "What would Jesus do?" Kick their house using a giant foot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ---------------- On 7/8/2003 10:41:32 AM bclarke421 wrote: ---------------- On 7/8/2003 10:13:13 AM garymd wrote: Not to mention a little rat poison or comet inside a delicious hamburger patty for the dogs. I hope there are no PETA members here. ---------------- That's f***** up. I really hope you're kidding. The parents are the ones that should be invited over for that dinner. If dogs are out of control, it's because the owner is negligent. ALWAYS! ---------------- Of course I'm kidding. Chill out. 90% of these posts are in jest. Do you really think The Ear would go over with his AK47 and take them all out? Well, maybe that's a bad example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben. Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Just checking. Consider me well chilled. I would never put sand in anyone's gas tank either. Honest. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 I just hope The Ear doesn't have my address. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelShaffer Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Use water, it's easier to get in the filler neck and he will eventually have to remove the tank to get it all out.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fini Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 How about filling his tank with premium gasoline? Wouldn't it freak him out if his tank was constantly full, for like a year? And how about annonymously leaving some CD-R's of your favorite music on his doorstep? fini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin_tx_16 Posted July 8, 2003 Author Share Posted July 8, 2003 How about I put the gasoline into the giant air tanks that keep the boat afloat?.... then one day, when he is drinking a beer and smoking his cigarettes... he will hit the dock, cause a leak in the tanks, and ignite the oozing gas with his cigarette... what about that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 I think I have some Napalise noise, I mean, music that my brother-in-law gave me some years ago. Neadless to say it has ZERO playing time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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