minn_male42 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 The Story of My Life .. When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big ****. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frzninvt Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 You forgot to add a nice heart shaped butt to the other attributes mentioned in the last sentence, a cute face and long hair wouldn't hurt either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEAR Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 LOL Interesting life story,and lets hope a happy ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent 99 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 YUP !! I've got the same problem with men . Now i'm looking for one with a big ____ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
love_hertz Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Agent 99 or you a female or male? Now I am confused I need a hug lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frzninvt Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Good luck with your search Agent 99, but keep in mind with the increased bloodflow to the larger member, it deprives the already small male brain of oxygen so he may not be much of a conversationalist. I always thought that is was not the size of the wand but the magic that the owner could produce with it. Obviously you have not been with any magician's in your lifetime. Very funny though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZAKO Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Always go for the ugly gals. when they leave you. you wont feel so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent 99 Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 I'm 100% girly girl I've seen my share of assorted members , now i'm looking for the big " bank account " lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckpls Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 ---------------- On 4/7/2004 8:59:00 AM minn_male42 wrote: I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big ****. ---------------- Hey Minn-male42, This could work out! I have a girl with big breasts that I'd like to trade for one with a big bank account....just let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
love_hertz Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Agent 99, I think your pulling my chain YOUR A MALE!!!!!!! YUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Well Agent 99 was a cute female agent for Control in the great show Get Smart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Here you go, Russ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynnm Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 Robin Williams summed up the handicap that ultimately dooms MANkind! GOD gives men a penis and a brain but unfortunately just enough blood to run one or the other ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 ---------------- On 4/7/2004 10:04:20 AM Agent 99 wrote: "I'm 100% girly girl I've seen my share of assorted members..." ---------------- Sorry, Agent...I don't have a picture I can post for you...unless I take a picture of myself standing near my Cornwall with nothin' on but a smile! What big horns have you seen "down under"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBrennan Posted April 7, 2004 Share Posted April 7, 2004 The gay guys have it made. No kids, no alimony, no child-support. They can spend all their money on themselves. Why they could even afford Avante-Garde Duos. And they can show each other how they want it done; "No, don't do it like that, do it like THIS!" And when they're done they can go hunting and bass fishing together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Yunno, Tom, I'd always wondered who bought these things... Thanks for sharing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Would you believe........Agent 99? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBrennan Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Barbara Feldon, my God. Her voice used to drive me crazy. Susan Pleshette had that kind of husky, sexy voice too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted April 8, 2004 Share Posted April 8, 2004 Whoaaa! Yikes! Gee Whizz! and ..... THE SILENCE BUILDS.... AS Less SLAPS THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS FROM, or ERADICATES the VENOM from the RABID WEASELS... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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