Olorin Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Seems like a good one -- inspired by Picky and Ray, blame them, not me -- and rather than inspire thread drift in the "Insults" discussion -- "I'm sorry -- my karma ran over your dogma." "You're just jealous because the voices talk to me!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdmarsiii Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 I saw one yesterday. "Guns kill people like spoons made Rosy Odonnle fat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael hurd Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 keep honkin', i'm reloading mean people create little mean people I may be fat, but you are ugly, and I can diet stop inbreeding - ban country music get a little closer, so I can slam on the brakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. Next one is **NWS** : "My other toy has t!ts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Adams Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "I'm Schizophrenic and so am I" Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Garrison Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "My Kid can Beat Up Your Honor Student" "Dyslexics Untie!" "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier or a Marine" "Work Harder. Millions On Welfare Are Depending On You." "Jesus Is Coming! everyone look busy..." "I used to have a handle on life, but it broke." My two favorite personalized (aka "vanity") license plates were: On a Saab - "Snaab" On an old blue Plymouth Horizon - "Beyond" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champagne taste beer budget Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Seen on a rather attractive females bumper... If you're gonna ride my a$$, you might as well pull my hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBrennan Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "jeez if you love Honkus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay481985 Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 i remember "urban assualt vehicle" on a H1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 On a station wagon full of dogs: "Buy one dog, get one flea". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juba310 Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 ---------------- On 6/21/2004 2:29:41 PM Tom Blasing wrote: My kid got your honor roll student pregnant. ---------------- Lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daddy Dee Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 On a babe's car: "I Had An Affair With Bill Clinton" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 Hey! I need some help inserting this darn thing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca_bagom Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 I found this kinda funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indyjeep Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 I saw one that said "I dont hate Jesus its just his fan club I cant stand." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "if god didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?" "somewhere in texas, there's a village missing an idiot" "wal-mart, your source for useless plastic crap" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnellis Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "Buy American. Marry foriegn" "Don't drink water. Fish sh!t in it!!" "Jesus was a Capricorn" "Don't vote. It only encourages them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael hurd Posted June 21, 2004 Share Posted June 21, 2004 "nine out of the ten voices in my head are saying, pull the trigger" "porn star" "my other ride is your daughter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deang Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 If you don't like the way I drive, then get off of the sidewalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
picky Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Olorin: Yeah, guilty as charged! LOL Here are some more.... On a meat truck: "You can't beat our meats" - (Seriously!) On a semi truck: "Pass me on the right and help cleanse the gene pool" On another semi truck: "Man, look at all the Citidiots!" On a Fire Truck; "Firemen have longer hoses" On MY truck: "Go Wings!" Also: "It's Exciting being Polish!" Next to a silhouette of a naked lady on the same sticker: "Draftsmen know all the angles" On a Dodge Pickup: "Yep, it's gotta Hemi".....as if? On a deer hunter's truck: "First deer that walks through this Bar is DEAD MEAT!" On an ambulance: "Are we there yet?" On an expedited delivery truck: "I think I can...I Think I can..." On a hearse: "Time's Up!" On a horse trailer: "Nice Butt!" On a fly fisherman's truck: "Tie one on!" "On the 4th day God said: DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!" "On Fini's car: "." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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