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Homer Simpson on the 4th of July


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possibly the pizza guy got the delivery mixed up....D'OH....

thanks picky for the comment and a Happy Memorial Day to our southern neighbours also...*cheers*

mind you the Nascar race from Florida tonight sure took awhile to get going..

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  • 11 months later...

yeah but they are limited to what you can buy, you can't have bottle rockets and what not.. but your great state has this store in easton on the border right next to nj where you can buy any type of fireworks as long as you show a non PA id!

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Indiana is soooo stupid. You can buy rockets, firecrackers, lots of unsafe and ILLEGAL fireworks if you just sign an affadavit that you are a 'dealer' and promise to light them off in a designated 'safe' area. It's just good ol hoosier lip service to a very real problem. The whole city shakes from explosions for a two week period around the 4th of July. My neighbor, a military buff, was sending off concussion mortars on Fathers day, Sunday at 11 pm! It's insane.

He'll be getting a visit from the sheriff this year.

Michael

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I once bought a fake m-80. It was just a cardboard tube that came with a bunch of replaceable fuses. What good is that you ask?

The gag was to light one, let the fuse burn short at which my friends would start yelling at me to throw it. Of course, I threw it directly at them!11.gif

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Another year and another cautionary warning from the Great Homer Simpson.

I first heard this quote on a local radio station driving home from the

annual fireworks display in the nation's capitol. I started

laughing so hard I almost drove off the road.

Have fun but you need you fingers to put on music and your ears to listen.

(Now where did I put those M40's?)

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