m00n Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 READ FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The scroll down for the picture. Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.... You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover.... You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night.... You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece.... You circle the car looking for dents and find none.... But .... What the ?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelerFan Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 "Honey, you gots some splaining to do". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Well!!! I would know it wasn't my wife, the boobs are too big and she doesn't have seven fingers on her left hand. (It seems she has when she types unlike my tried and proven hunt and peck method. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 I thought I recognized that Volvo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 That's a good one, m00n. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted March 26, 2005 Author Share Posted March 26, 2005 ---------------- On 3/26/2005 5:57:54 PM 3dzapper wrote: Well!!! I would know it wasn't my wife, the boobs are too big and she doesn't have seven fingers on her left hand. (It seems she has when she types unlike my tried and proven hunt and peck method. ) ---------------- Ya know zapper, I couldn't for the life of me figure out how those prints were made in that manor... You just made in crystal clear. Guess she was on her belly. He was smakeen dat ***. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stormin Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Moon that was just plain hilarious. Brought tears to my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 That is way better than the usual "wash me" written the dust. You shouldn't worry either, it couldn't have been your wife - she could've unlocked the car and used the back seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Favog Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 I saw that a while back. Was the person that did that still wearing pants or a skirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 Who says that dust print of a woman's abdomen is your wife's...could be her girlfriend's... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colterphoto1 Posted March 26, 2005 Share Posted March 26, 2005 'assume the position' Hilarious Moon- thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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