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One or 2 minor changes is all:

Instead of recommending tubes we now recomend Solid state pro amps for your Khorns.

Minimum wattage has been up'ed from 3.5 watts to 350 watts.

The new paradigm for purchasing a pair of speakers - rather than

simply connecting them and learning what you do and do not like whilst

building up some knowledge along the way is to leap straight into

crossover design, amplifier selection and the benefits or otherwise of

cork-sealing the speakers into the wall whilst discussing the relative

merits of pro-amps Vs tubes.

It doesnt matter how old an X-over is parts replacement is a waste of time.

Testing replacement X-overs can be done on a single speaker in 5 minutes.

Everyone listens at minimum SPL's of 110 dB and needs at least another 15 for peaks.

All DVD's boast a 24 bit soundtrack capable of 144 dB dynamic range

- that crappy compressed sound you are hearing is entirely due to your

underpowered amps (see item 2 above).

Nobody needs an SPL meter for measuring the SPL's covered in 6

above - this can be done entirely by eye using a $5 meter and a

cattleprod. Just hold the prod near the speaker and press the button -

the voltage swing on the meter can be measured as a reasonable guess as

to the watts you are using which can then be turned into dB.

The forum's definition of success is to be a deaf millionaire lawyer.

Can't see anything else untoward - just another day in the twilight zone.

1 Pair Bermuda shorts

1 Love triangle

Simmer

over a low heat for several months - stiring ocasionally adding spice

as necessary and you have the perfect "Thebes Effect".

The Christmas Goose sounds interesting.

The boogie has nothing to do with it.

Who got banned this year? Missed it again.

Damn that's good. My favs are 1,2,6, and 9!

Good one Max

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Who got banned?

Come to think of it, I haven't seen the Parrot around here lately.................

I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary during the holidays though.  What's wrong Craig?

Gary,

I think they speak of the recent re-appearance and re-dismisal of analogman.

BTW Great post max!

Josh

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Yup, I was a bit cranky lately and KT88 was digging for stuff and putting it out of context and I was glad to be able to behave myself somewhat in my answers. Anyway, the new year has begun and has many promises, also on audio territory. Let the good times roll and spin those discs! Good to be here! [:)] Happy new year! I hope I am still allowed to say this, never knew when etiquette prohibits that wish, is it the fourth or the sixth? [*-)]

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