Electrifying Occurrences in the Nation�s Capital

[thebes]

Its started as a mixture of cold air and moisture somewhere
near Manitoba It soon morphed into a continent spanning cold front building
strength as it headed east. As its
wind gained strength, across the country certain events were set in motion.

In Austin, Texas an accomplished barrister finished a
courtroom summation, closed his briefcase and headed to the airport. In Indianapolis, a wild-haired speaker
technician quietly slipped out of a beltway office building. In Florida an accomplished systems
integrator dropped his nine iron into a bag, and quickly but stealthily left
the golf course. On a rural road
outside Richmond, the capital of the Old Confederacy, a lantern-jawed aircraft
maintenance supervisor finished pitching hay to his horses and climbed into a
pick up truck.

As the front swept closer, at various locations around
Washington, DC, a number of individuals including a banker, a retired high
level health official, a computer analyst, a house painter, an agribusiness
manager all departed their places of work and took to their vehicles.

A seemingly random collection of movements by seemingly
normal individuals was in actuality a coordinated movement designed to draw
them together for a series of actions, which would soon affect the future of
the planet.

As they gathered together at Midnight in an unmarked
location the front hit Washington in all its unbridled fury. The high winds and streaks of lightning
across a storm-tossed sky were symbolic of their of their undertaking. For you see this was a gathering of The
Edison Factor, an ultra-secret organization created by the famous inventor to
assure a stable flow of life giving electricity to the world. Their occupations
were covers. Their identities were
false. Over the next few days they would dedicate their efforts to nothing less
than realigning the planets power grid.

Selected breeding and bioengineering over the decades had
produced a handful of augmented humans capable of channeling the titanic
forces, which swept along the power lines and power stations of the world. Should they fail so would the power. It was an awesome responsibility but they
were up to the task.

So tonight when you go home and flip on the lights and turn
on the television rest easy knowing they have succeeded.

Heres a pic of Gary, Travis and Marty realigning the South
American power grid.

[thebes]

Here's "Mike Lindsey", "Marty" and "Mike Colter" realigning the African power grid.

[thebes]

Here's "Larry", "Michael Colter", "Steve", "Marty", "Steve Konopa" and "Travis" realigning the North American and European grids.

[thebes]

Finishing up the task of realigning the Asian, South Asian grids required the efforts of "Dhar", "Larry", "Michael Colter", "Marty", "Gary", "Mark", "Michael Lindsey" and both "Steves".

[oldbuckster]

GOOD LOOKIN' SONS OF BUCKS ........................ EH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Groomlakearea51]

A stunning achievement!!! (and it does explain Colter's hair yet again...), a classic example of collaborative partnerships, diverse key asset management, point solution orineted focused problem solving, and now (finally...) explains how the last of the warm fronts left DC and headed down to us in Florida!!! 92 degrees!!![]

[colterphoto1]

You are too much Marty- I knew you'd be able to concoct some reasoning behind the events of the weekend. That was hilarious with the wires as props for the series of group photos.

Gary wins the award for 'most twisted looking'.[:S]

[garymd]

Travis won the award for best picture. Unfortunately it was deleted before Marty could post it.

Great (and accurate) write-up of the events Marty and thanks for posting that "dork of the year" picture of me.

[Klipsched with Yamahas]

That's a "shocking" series of photo's appropriate for this crowd[]

At least Michael and myself were dressed in formal Klipsch attire, and what a blast on the Western Shore. Next on the hit parade, KLIPSCH PILGRIMAGE. Marty, thumbs up, you had me pondering! I am sure the people behind me were getting a nice light (sparks) show from underneath my car (cutouts/exhaust system hitting the road). Grrrrr, darned 355[8o|] and Richmond wasn't too kind either.

FTR, I'm not WILD, just mildly off-axis and spontaneous at times[][].

[sivadselim]

Selected breeding.....................

Selected breeding or selected inbreeding? []

[Deang]

On that note, some of you guys look like you were separated at birth -- kind of creepy really.

[bluesboy]

Selected breeding.....................

Selected breeding or selected inbreeding? []

Good question...........Ask Mas...........He's an expert.

[thebes]

I see that some of The Edison Factor crowd are sticking with their covers. Nice try guys but your little conspiracy is blown.

[pmsummer]

Clearly not a JBL/Altec gathering, that's for sure.

[Klipsched with Yamahas]

Clearly not a JBL/Altec gathering, that's for sure.

LMAO.....I showed up @ Gary's and asked "Is this where the BOSE demonstration is being held?"

Luckily, I was still permitted safe passage and entry[]

[skonopa]

Clearly not a JBL/Altec gathering, that's for sure.

LMAO.....I showed up @ Gary's and asked "Is this where the BOSE demonstration is being held?"

Luckily, I was still permitted safe passage and entry[]

Still thinking how evil it would be to show up at the Klipsch Pilgrimage wearing a BOSE t-shirt! [6]

Probably get denied entry or run out of town by pitchfork and torches! []

[ZAKO]

I made large black & white prints and posted them in the lobby at the Post Office.

[Chicago_Pete]

The other side of the room that was not shown.

[Klipsched with Yamahas]

We actually have before and after pics upon listening to Gary's system(s):

BEFORE:

[Klipsched with Yamahas]

AFTER: I understand it's the TUBE experience[] WHO NEEDS PROPECIA?