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Quick, anybody know the location of the Fort Wayne police evidence room?

Time for a withdrawal.

It'll go down in history as "The Weed Job". An eclectic group of aging audiophiles use the sonics of large speakers powered by ancient vacuum tubes amplifiers to drill a massive tunnel under the police station and make off with several tons. Embarrassed police in desperation travel to the State Penn where they interview the notorious Panama Red himself. Following his advice forensic specialists and flatfeet spread out across the 7/11's of the land looking for signs of abnormal consumption of candybars. Following a growing trail of candy wrappers they almost catch them at the Canadian border but helped by the timely onset of the daily Canadian foot of snow they lose them.

Our heroes are soon ensconed on a faraway tropical island. Thebes, of course, gets the girl(s).

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You can hear hearts breaking all over Indiana.

Tears on my keyboard. Glad I stocked up on the first of the month.

Somebody has probably already taken his place within the first hour of his bust. He's only 29 and odds are he's not ready to retire just yet. He'll be busted again while he's on probation most likely. Speeding and holding. Effin' brain child smoking his wares and driving with 10 lbs.

Think about it. We should be able to win the war on drugs if he's an example of the enemy. Genius!!

Harry

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Those who can afford Jubes can roll doobs ; probably

Some of the Jub owners are getting kinda uppity. I can see them with nice Custom Crafter One Hitters or Extravagant hand blown bongs.

After all, THEY ARE JUBS!! Let's give them their proper place.

Harry

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