BigStewMan

Question: Do you know why a woman's work is never done? Answer: Because they don't get up early enough

No need for jubes, just a set of LaScalas and a sub should work. his wife will get a sub and follow him while he's out on the boat. wow, it must be late, that sounded funnier before i wrote it.

We did X 4, were all on a diet here but we can have 1/2 cup. you can have the cup--i'll take the strawberries--aw heck, who am i kidding--i haven't eaten a home cooked meal since Christmas when i was visiting my daughter. If i can find a drive-thru place with strawberries that might work--and i can finally use my only utensil. I have a house full of guitars, speakers, televisions, slot machine, signal light...and a fork. so give the bachelor a little help...can i wrap strawberries in a tortilla, and does the ketchup go on the inside or do you dip them?

i read the other day an article about the lesson learned from the raid. seems that OBL drank Pepsi and ate biscuits. i wonder what all the suits in the boardroom at pepsico talked about the next day...

Hi Ace--I roll through every now & then; but, yeah this place is slowing down. Hope you get home soon. Steve

I read a book called Because of Romek, it was written by a Jewish guy about his experiences in several Nazi prison camps. I don't recall anything about plumbing though.

hey boxx, your words are so heavy they'll break a regular man's jaw.

i bet i know who you're talking about.

just found out that Grandchild number 6 is on the way. Funny, my boss told me "you look too young to be a grandfather" she was shocked when i said this is Grandchild number six. And i already have enough Klipsch product for each of them.

i'm still using the cross my fingers method.

I started eating bacon after a run in with the cops. Previously, i would just inject the fat directly into my veins; but, the cops would see the track marks on my arms and accuse me of being on herion--nearly lost my job a few times. One night, they caught me with a slab of farmer john bacon, my bunsen burner, and a syringe parked in a dark alley; the cops told me to just eat the bacon in moderation. I thought they were crazy; but, i tried it--and liked it.

bacon is non-fat. if you believe it then it's true.

don't worry guys, i still have more interesting comments to make.

I agree. Hard to find great shows like back in the day...talk about genius...watch a few episodes of Green Acres! Brilliant.

i wonder if she still has all them critters?

agree, there is definitely something going on here.

The good doctor is indeed impressed--he reserves the double palindrome for only special occasions.

eat bacon--hold the mayo

as devo would say, "are we men or are we bacon?"

big congratulations to you all.

Just be happy if she doesn't have horns. Elden, Twenty bucks says that she will ask for money to get here.[:'(] At least, plus grooming and a flea dip, oh and shots. I was surprised when I read that, YOU are the first person to ever spell my name right. oh, i thought you were eldon as in The mexican Don. You are quite intimidating, so you could be the don.

LOL.....The last time I had to take a dump in a public restroom all the graffiti was painted over. It wouldn't surprise me at all to see email addresses advertising some sweet action. did the graffiti say for a good time call Jenny 867-5309

i wonder if she loves horns?

glad your friends are okay bruce--that was quite a tragedy. very scary seeing it on the news.

i have seen klipsch in my home movies.