There's this guy who has always dreamed of meeting a real live pirate in person. One day he takes the bull by the horns and hops on a plane headed for the caribbean. He gets off the plane and heads straight for the dock. Sure enough he runs into a guy with a peg leg, eye patch and a hook for a hand. So he asks the guy if he is a real pirate. The guy smiles proudly and says "Yes". He asks the guy what happened to his leg. The guy says "A shark bit it off after I was forced to walk the plank". He says "Cool, what happened to your hand with the hook?". The guy says "It got cut off in a sword fight". He says "Wow!". Then he looks at the guy's eye and says "How did you lose your eye, was that a sword fight also?". The guy looks at the ground and says sheepishly "Ah... no, that was the first day with the new hook".