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I need to keep my eye on Thaddeus


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BigStewMan, on 13 Dec 2014 - 8:46 PM, said:

 

dtel, on 13 Dec 2014 - 11:57 AM, said: That's kind of weird you have the same hair and glasses as me

two guys … miles apart …. sharing the same hair and glasses …. that is weird.   Which one of you gets the hair for Christmas? 

 

He can have the hair it grows like weeds anyway, but I couldn't read without the glasses.

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sometimes at the store, i have to bring a product over to the reading glass section so i can put on some glasses and read the label.  one time, i was walking through a casino in Vegas and saw this $1 table that nobody was at.  I thought that it was weird and sat down … soon found out that it was a $100 table--that’s the day i realized that i need reading glasses.

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Lets see what we have here........

 

Imagine waking up in a hospital bed and seeing that beard staring down at you. Damn! I died and went to hell!!!!! Sure you want to be a nurse, Michael?

 

 

I'm sure I'll have to reduce my beardage if I go to work in a hospital. private care.. maybe not as much. :P

 

and bumble's bounce, you know..

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Lets see what we have here........

 

separated at birth duder thaddeus & cornelious.jpg

bearded-women-bigger.jpg

 

 

Veeeeeeery interesting indeed.........

 

 

I don't know but the one in the middle is the spitting image of Willie Nelson. 

 

Wait, that is the punchline to a different joke. 

 

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