Sancho Panza Posted August 1, 2015 Author Share Posted August 1, 2015 "All right, I give up. Where'd you put the f^?¥*!< ship." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "He's up on the roof." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Well, it worked on your ***! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffr Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Well, it worked on your ***! Weird, automatic censoring! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 "The dog died." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Your horse is very, very sick." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcobob Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 who gave you the dime? All of them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 They both like to lick their paws. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 You left your injun running 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Morbius Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 My chicken killed his dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 "Chickens?!?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 Come in real low, frying every chicken in the barnyard... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 2, 2015 Author Share Posted August 2, 2015 "If you beat your chicken it dies." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 How did it cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 (edited) "I'll quit when I need glasses." Edited August 2, 2015 by DizRotus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Morbius Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Who ya gonna believe, me or your own eyes? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 (edited) "I was talking to the pig." Edited August 3, 2015 by DizRotus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 Ever been pulled over by the fuzz? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If she's not good enough for her own family, she's not good enough for ours. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 "I double bogied" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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