DizRotus Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) "Under my buckin' hat" Again told to me a few years ago by my now 91 year-old mother-in-law. And, again, I'm not certain she understood it. Edited August 9, 2015 by DizRotus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 "The third grade." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 "I believe what I'm told to believe, don't you?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) "I'm pretty sure it's older than that." The above is the punch line to a real-time joke told by my adult nephew. I'll break the fourth wall of Sancho's thread and provide the setup. I'm building 4 "Mini-Karlsonators" for my niece and son, for those rare times when they want to listen to music without headphones (whatever type). The inspiration for the project was the following thread on the DIY Audio forum: http://www.diyaudio.com/forums/full-range/239338-mini-karlsonator-0-53x-dual-tc9fds.html I was describing the project to my nephew, Karlson couplers were described by me as Georgia O'Keefe-ish. I then added that the design dates to the 30s or 40s. His reply was the above. Edited August 10, 2015 by DizRotus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sancho Panza Posted August 10, 2015 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) "My Tank is runnin', & I can't linger, Look out a s s, here comes my finger!" Edited August 10, 2015 by Sancho Panza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Deeeeees nuts! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 One twist short of a slinky. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mungkiman Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Dumber than a box of hair. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sputnik Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Orange you glad I didn't say banana? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 11, 2015 Share Posted August 11, 2015 "Put it on my bill." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superdave Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Deeeeees nuts! One of my son's sayings. Working on correcting him of that before he gets in trouble at school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Deeeeees nuts! Boffa Boffa deees nuts 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CECAA850 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Fromunda cheese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DizRotus Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Sancho, Are you OK? It's Wednesday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Naseum Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 tell your doctor if you had an election lasting more than 4 months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceptorman Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 tell your doctor if you had an election lasting more than 4 months. I'd tell him thanks! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Elect me. I promise you dis, dat, and di udddur thing! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Traveler Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Uh-oh....That's not the pair I was expecting. No X, Y, or Z's about it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 If this is Friday's punch line I am in a time warp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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