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Very odd offer.

 

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/bar/5999358204.html

Missing animal reward is STEREO or SPEAKERS (Bloomington)

Missing my pet monkey. Stolen while at flea market. Reward to any info on this animal. Goes by "baby doll". I will give Marantz or pioneer monster receiver to persons who can locate ape. Or food stamp card. Turntable missing aslo along with stereo speakers. Ape is 3 feet tall with wounded rectum area.

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18 minutes ago, opusk2k9 said:

Missing my pet monkey. Stolen while at flea market. .... Goes by "baby doll".

 

The pet monkey I found at that same flea market only answers to "Daddy's little girl."

 

I guess the guy will have to keep looking.

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Once upon a time

My grandfather had a baboon and a chimp...don't ask me as I would have to make some shat up

anyways, one day we had just come out of the garden to snap some peas and MawMaw was standing just within reach of the chimps very large cage

the chimp reaches out, grabs grandma's dress at the back of the neck and rips it completely off

 

shudda had utube then

 

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3 hours ago, USNRET said:

My grandfather had a baboon and a chimp...don't ask me as I would have to make some shat up

anyways, one day we had just come out of the garden to snap some peas and MawMaw was standing just within reach of the chimps very large cage

the chimp reaches out, grabs grandma's dress at the back of the neck and rips it completely off.

 

Best first paragraph, ever. I might buy that book...

 

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21 hours ago, opusk2k9 said:

Very odd offer.

 

https://indianapolis.craigslist.org/bar/5999358204.html

Missing animal reward is STEREO or SPEAKERS (Bloomington)

Missing my pet monkey. Stolen while at flea market. Reward to any info on this animal. Goes by "baby doll". I will give Marantz or pioneer monster receiver to persons who can locate ape. Or food stamp card. Turntable missing aslo along with stereo speakers. Ape is 3 feet tall with wounded rectum area.

Nothing odd about that, that's what I call the GF and, never mind, Let your minds wander

:D:D:P:P

Mark

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