Clipped and Shorn Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 From Ninotchka : When Garbo requests carrots and other veggies from the waiter, he replies "Madam, this is a restaurant, not a MEADOW!) From Deer Hunter: Say " No " to Champagne and you say " No " to life ! ----------------------------------- "You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead." * Stan prophesizes as to how to get the kids to behave. ------------------------------------ "Well I couldn't help it, I was dreaming I was awake. And then I woke up and found myself asleep." * A sleepy Stan defends himself against why he fell asleep. ----------------------------------- and from another L&H: "The more wood you chop, the more you get to eat" ----------------------------------- Our Gang Comedies: Re:Artichokes "It may choke Arty, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie!" {Okay I've cooked it now how am I going to eat it? Stymie asked the same question in a Little Rascals short. He was playing with the leaves flattening them out one by one. When he reached the center and found nothing of interest to a five year old by, he asked, "What is this thing?" Spanky answered and said, "it's an artichoke. You eat it." As Stymie continued to play with it, he finally gave up and said "It may choke Arty, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie!"} -C&S ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klipsch Employees Trey Cannon Posted February 19, 2003 Klipsch Employees Share Posted February 19, 2003 .Frankly Charlotte, I dont give a damn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruinsrme Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 My Cousin Vinny Vinny: Is it possible that these 2 Yutes Judge: Two What? Vinny: What? Jusdge; Did you say Yutes. What's a Yute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dblue Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 All from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. -There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. -A drug person can learn to handle such things as seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to deal with this trip. Bazooko's Circus is what the whole half world would be doing every Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war....this was the sixth reich. -Let's get down to brass tacks man...How much for the ape??! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baddog Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 "I won't tolerate rude behavior in a man." Tommy Lee Jones as Capt. Woodrow Call in Lonesome Dove. This line comes after Capt. Call has given an Army Sgt. a severe beating for bullying Call's illegitimate son, Newt. "How much for your women?" John Belushi in Blues Brothers "Can we dance wif 'yo dates?" Animal House Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbbdave Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 "Leppards on the left, rhinos on the right, monkeys in the middle " - Michael Palin in "Fierce Creatures" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pennektj Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Any line from Dumb and Dumber... Kick his a$$ sea-bass. I can't believe there isn't a single job! Yeah, unless you want to work 40 hours a week. Mock YEAH ing YEAH bird YEAH, YEAH YEAH Out with the bad and in with the good. It's OK I'm a limo driver! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easylistener Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Not really a line: trains planes and automobiles John Candy planing piano on dash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daver88 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Buckle your seat belt Dorothy cause Kansas is goin' bye bye From the movie The Matrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ssh Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 Another Clint favorite:"Deservin' aint got nothing to do with it." From When_Harry_Met_Sally_:"I'll have what she's having." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen328 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 That would have to be "help im being repressed!" -Monty Python and teh Quest for the Holy Grail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minn_male42 Posted March 6, 2003 Share Posted March 6, 2003 "I'm French! Why do you think I have this "outrageous" accent, you silly king?" and "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries." Monty Python and The Holy Grail russ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill H. Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 "Well you have to ask yourself-do you feel lucky punk? huh do you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 "Could be could be not who's to say" "It's gonna rain on yo head" from The Color Purple for the next one please excuse my language "F*** me gently with a chain saw" from Heathers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyclonecj Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 " What Knockers" from Young Frankenstein, as Igor knocks on the door, & Gene Wilder is helping Teri Garr out of the wagon (Well, I guess everyone knows where my mind is!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgie Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 My husband reminded me of one of my favorites. I can't believe I forgot this one. It's a miracle, he just vanished like a fart in the wind from Shawshank Redemption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minn_male42 Posted March 25, 2003 Share Posted March 25, 2003 maximus in "gladiator" on my signal, unleash hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluless Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 dont mind me, just cleaning house. great idea minn-male! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBB Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 O.K. cluless I give up. I'm pulling my hair out with this one.You gotta tell me. Just what movie is the line "dont mind me, just cleaning house. great idea minn-male!" from any way. DOH!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinipig523 Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 From Gladiator (my best movie of all time).... "the frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick." that line is sooo OWNage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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