NOSValves Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Really everyone not trying bring up the thread I'm not going to mention the name of but I lauched so hard when I read this I almost cried. > Subject: Peace Activist Etiquette > > > > With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will > encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we > must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all > on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror. > > These activists may be alone or in a gathering . . . . . most of us > don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these > people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of > etiquette: > > 1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike > up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their > ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by > attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more > violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from > political to religious to humanitarian. > > 2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch > them in the nose. > > 3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very > angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful. > > 4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only > brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this > matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a non-violent > approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and > negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they > really believe what they are saying. > > 5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you > are correct. > > 6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit > them much harder. Square in the nose. > > 7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and > the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making. > > 8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an > unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of > people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a > high cost. > > We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us > and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like > these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we > will keep getting hit in the nose. > > Lesson over, class dismissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 LOL... Yeah that would be funny to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Just curious, when exactly was it that Iraq (Saddam) attacked us (ie punched US in the nose)? I do not recall any such event. I am not saying that the results of removing Saddam won't be favorable, but that most people's (and Bush's) reasoning for doing this is screwed up. I want to know why we aren't focusing all of this attention on stepping up the effort at finding Bin Ladden - the guy that actually punched us in the nose? Snow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted March 19, 2003 Author Share Posted March 19, 2003 Lets not go there this was a joke !!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dflip Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 Craig: I got a good chuckle out of it. Mind you, I also enjoyed "One hundred uses of a Dead Cat". For cat lovers there was also a dog version. Humour is always appreciated, especially with is going on around us. Thanks for sharing. Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deang Posted March 19, 2003 Share Posted March 19, 2003 The war has begun. The time for debate is finished. It is now about the men and women abroad in harms way. Godspeed, and God's wings of protection over each. GO USA -- AND GET IT DONE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomac Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 ---------------- On 3/19/2003 11:06:18 PM Snow wrote: Just curious, when exactly was it that Iraq (Saddam) attacked us (ie punched US in the nose)? I do not recall any such event. I am not saying that the results of removing Saddam won't be favorable, but that most people's (and Bush's) reasoning for doing this is screwed up. I want to know why we aren't focusing all of this attention on stepping up the effort at finding Bin Ladden - the guy that actually punched us in the nose? Snow ---------------- We are hot on old Bin Ladden and we will get him. Geraldo and the 82nd ain't standing by for nothing! Think what might happen if "Sad um" was able to arm the terrorist out there. Think what it must be like to live in Iraq. Adolph must be "sad um's" hero. People like that need to go or our kids will grow up in a constant "Terror Alert High" society. God Bless our GIs and may they all, someday, own a Scott 299b and a pair of Forte IIs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deang Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Your kicking a dead horse. We're done with this topic on Two-Channel. Please take it to the General Forum. Thanks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m00n Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Thanks Dean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted March 20, 2003 Author Share Posted March 20, 2003 Let me repeat one more time this was a joke and only a joke if it was real we would ask for debate !!! Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tubelion Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Lets not go there this was a joke !!!!!!!!!!! Lets not go there this was a joke !!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny dB Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 What the heck was that doc? Is that a hai-ku or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Landau Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 It's all about il. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whell Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 I laughed my a** off with this one. Thanks for sharing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOSValves Posted March 20, 2003 Author Share Posted March 20, 2003 Yea I'll never understand why some people just can't take a joke for what it is !! I litterally almost fell of my chair when I read it laughing !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jt1stcav Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 ---------------- On 3/20/2003 1:47:12 AM tubelion wrote: Lets not go there this was a joke !!!!!!!!!!! I am from Hong Kong. You are a bad man, insulting your own people and army. I am a doctor. You are a bad man, when people of both sides are at risk of losing life. Lets not go there this was a joke !!!!!!!!!!! ---------------- Yes, it is a joke. I am from US of A. Craig is not bad man. I am unemployed. Craig is not bad man. This is a free country, where US citizens have constitutional right to say and do as they please. Even our military personnel would laugh at this story. Americans CAN go there, even with jokes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terry N. Cruse Posted March 20, 2003 Share Posted March 20, 2003 Agreed. It's a little late to recount the Florida vote. Our kids are in there. God bless and protect them, and provide HIS power to kick the asses of those who hate us and want to change our way of life. OOORAH...GO STATES I. B. Slammin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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