thebes Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 .....Besides a quart of Scotch. Ok, tomorrow nights Date Night. Picking up the twins and taking them to dinner and a movie then back to my place for an aperitif. I was thinking of sliding the soundtrack from Shaft into the changer, but I was thinking that might be bragging just a little bit too much. So what do you drop on the player when you trying to get them in the mood? What turns their eyes dreamy and their toes a curlin? Help me out here folks theres two of them! Guys and gals welcome. Why gals you say, who better I say. Of course the guys are thinking to themselves I dont need mood music Im always ready. Yeah right. May I submit as evidence the following witnessed and sworn to dialogue? Oh Harry, you want to fool around a little? Not right now Peaches, Im watching the game. Realy Harry, and just which one of the 3,436 games you watched this year is that one? (sound of rolling pin meeting meaty object.) Laid in candles, bubbly and set up the swing. Dont disappoint me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vital Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Sade is what you're looking for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piranha Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 It all starts with big old horns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 "Take Five" will get the conversation started and allow you to find out the twin's personal tastes. Do you have any PDiddy just in case? Rick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Maybe a little Bossa Nova? Stan Getz, Jazz Samba would do. I hope you know how to dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 It takes 2 to Tango, 3 is even better! . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 I'm being tough on you guys tonight. Got my gorilla mask and I'm not sure it will carry the day. I'm looking more for getting them wild, a slightly crazed look in their eyes. The super smooth stuff if for losing yourself with a sensous soul in the early half sleep, half aroused morning on a rainy Sunday. LET'S GET CRACKING HERE PEOPLE! I'm counting on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Eat A Peach. Got the SACD today. That'll get em going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo33 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Candle-lit the place. Some ocean breeze music. A few cocktails. That'll do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3dzapper Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 No,no,no!! Frank Zappa and The Mothers "Live At Filmore East 1971" has to be it. There is a song on it just about you Thebes. It is sure to make the twins ready to rumble!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radiob Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Dont talk about your stereo, dont even bring it to their attention, Tell them about their smiles and eyes. Oh ye, hard liquer is a must. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ---------------- On 7/23/2004 7:30:05 PM 3dzapper wrote: No,no,no!! Frank Zappa and The Mothers "Live At Filmore East 1971" has to be it. There is a song on it just about you Thebes. It is sure to make the twins ready to rumble!!! ---------------- NO, NO, NO, zapper! But you are close. How 'bout "Dynamo Hum". I do believe there was some question about her sisters mental health! Lets see, how can I put this and not quote the master? OK, I am banned from the BB. It's worth it for a Zappa fan. "She was buns up kneeling and I was wheeling and dealing" I believe Dyna's sisters name was Fona. Do you remember who won the bet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 PEOPLE,PEOPLE, PEOPLE Gary, wouldn't I like to! Neo, ocean breezes? We may be getting somewhere. Tell me more. Zappa! De'se 're sophisticated ladies. They'll just think I'm strange. (I am but they dont't have to know that) By the end of Goin to Montana and Yellow Snow they'll be gone. Radio, I don't want to talk about my speakers, I want them to do their magic on them and that means tunes. Oh, and do you really think they'd go out with me while they were sober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ---------------- On 7/23/2004 6:18:46 PM thebes wrote: .....Besides a quart of Scotch. Ok, tomorrow nights Date Night. Picking up the twins and taking them to dinner and a movie then back to my place for an aperitif. I was thinking of sliding the soundtrack from Shaft into the changer, but I was thinking that might be bragging just a little bit too much. So what do you drop on the player when you trying to get them in the mood? What turns their eyes dreamy and their toes a curlin? Help me out here folks theres two of them! Guys and gals welcome. Why gals you say, who better I say. Of course the guys are thinking to themselves I dont need mood music Im always ready. Yeah right. May I submit as evidence the following witnessed and sworn to dialogue? Oh Harry, you want to fool around a little? Not right now Peaches, Im watching the game. Realy Harry, and just which one of the 3,436 games you watched this year is that one? (sound of rolling pin meeting meaty object.) Laid in candles, bubbly and set up the swing. Dont disappoint me. ---------------- At your age Buba (and mine) try Viagra. Crush it, place it in the CD drawer. Get the phone and dial 9-1. That way all you have to do is press another 1 to get EMS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB Slammin Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ...Going to Montana soon just to be a dental floss Tycoon..... That is class. You know it wouldnt be any fun if they simply fell on the floor with their legs in the air. I'm out. This can only get worse. I AM ABOVE THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOUR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymd Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Marty, I think this Peter Gunn soundtrack I'm listening to right now would do the trick. I think Henry Mancini and/or Herb Alpert is the sound you're looking for in the blue note thread. The vibes are hot, literally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ---------------- On 7/23/2004 6:18:46 PM thebes wrote: So what do you drop on the player when you trying to get them in the mood? What turns their eyes dreamy and their toes a curlin? ---------------- I'm sorry to say, that dreamy stuff happens when I shave, shower and turn the hi-fi off. She knows I'm serious then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hwatkins Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Ok Buddy I'll give the secret away. Annie Lennox anything from the Eurythmics to today. I do not know why, but that look will come into their eyes. If you can take each on a quick ride on a motorcycle before the music - all the better. BTW - I have been married for 29 years and may be just a bit out of touch with today's dating rules... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebes Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Slammin, you can run... He's on the right track though. Oh, and Slammin, about that viagra crap, listen up Sonny I've waited half a centufy to become a dirty old man, Even if the room has a strange blue tint to it, and the Sea bonds disolving and loosening my teeth, Im' still in the game and not nodding off over my keyboard. Why, hell in my day we walked 12 miles to school uphill both ways... Nobody's even trotted out the obvious yet: Barry White, Temptations, Randy Newman's "You Can Leave Your Hat On", Root Boy Slims ode to his inflatable doll. Help please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edwinr Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ---------------- On 7/23/2004 7:03:52 PM neo33 wrote: It takes 2 to Tango, 3 is even better! . ---------------- Neo, you told me you're THE ONE! But I didn't realise what you meant! Naughty Neo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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